Barbie Girl, Interrupted

This is absolutely disgusting & beyond reckless. I don’t know what else to say or do about this. I really don’t need to be even more despondent right now.

small business owner/entrepreneur, checks out

thank u for the pep talk

who would even want a glass shoe, sounds dangerous

i think that's how the story goes

nah, it's after 11pm, i'd turn into a pumpkin if i did any work now

mad at myself for not getting more stuff done today, coincidentally lol

but I am very glad you did! wooooooooo

I greatly appreciate it

People keep raving about Lady Gaga's show this tour and I'd love to see her again, so I checked the MSG dates and the cheapest verified resale tickets are nosebleeds for $700+

brb starting a gofundme

can you also do all the things I needed to do today but didn't get around to? thanks

MC Anally is a really shitty rapper

waiting under a car to kidnap someone so i can force them to listen to me read my posts to them and provide feedback that i'll ignore ("help me, get me out of here" isn't good feedback, not funny at all)

I bet the first person to get hiccups was fucking terrified.

just said "sorry" to myself for getting distracted from what I was doing

You speak the truth

I want to hold your man, cum together, ob-LAD-I ob-LAD-a, the list goes on

If Hegseth can do it so can Pirro, let's go drunk girls 💅

wait I missed the news that Jeanine Pirro is now a DC US Attorney

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Not even as drunk as Jeanine Pirro on a Tuesday morning

Still a bit to go reach Hegseth levels

mariah carey is wearing trans colors and a jacket that says "protect the dolls" on the back at Brighton pride tonight 🤌

Just steal the stuff you want, Alan, it’ll work out really well for you

I understand, it can be Hard to reMember

The horse doesn’t miss

That one’s stale now, need an afternoon dick joke

It’s 3pm & I’d like one if it’s still fresh

I thought the red fanny pack was a rolling pin at first & didn’t bat an eye

Just refuse to die, ez pz

I can’t, I’d lose my status as the master debater

I’ll de-bate you, now you have no bates

Getting paid a lot of money sounds good to me