When the pictures are finally revealed, Donald Trump is going to say, "I lost a bet. So what? You never sucked a guy's cock after you lost a bet? It's a pretty common thing, believe me."
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When the pictures are finally revealed, Donald Trump is going to say, "I lost a bet. So what? You never sucked a guy's cock after you lost a bet? It's a pretty common thing, believe me."
15.11.2025 22:55 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1As far as "the Bubba story" goes, Donald Trump was mentored by Roy Cohen, after all.
15.11.2025 19:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you, Professor Dick.
09.11.2025 22:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beautiful!
24.10.2025 14:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The President of Peace, everyone!
24.10.2025 04:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He really says βrapeβ with gusto. On brand.
21.10.2025 19:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The shot is from when the pandemic first hit and she started doing her Fox News show from home ... where she earned the name "Judge Box Wine."
11.08.2025 22:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sadly, I think so. It's like the whole country has a bad case of ADHD ... and there's no Adderall.
11.08.2025 22:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"We have to change the law. As it is, I can't execute kids under 18 when they do misdemeanors, so my hands are tied at the moment.
11.08.2025 16:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The magnetism of of Omar Sharif! The charisma of Peter OβToole!
11.08.2025 15:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I guess weβre done talking about Trump and Epstein.
11.08.2025 15:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Man, Natural Causes and political assassins are doing a shitty job in our current timeline.
22.07.2025 17:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Junior WAS the party.
13.07.2025 15:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Flag hags...
23.06.2025 17:32 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Jesus Christ," indeed.
01.06.2025 05:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A spread of cream cheese and chopped walnuts on cinnamon raisin bread was a popular sandwich during the Great Depression. It was called a nutted cheese and everyone agreed it was a terrible name β¦ but people were hungry and didnβt want to wait for a better one.
10.05.2025 18:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Way to shut the barn door after the horse got loose.
03.04.2025 16:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn. Hegseth's really got some beady, rat-like eyes. I wouldn't trust him to make a cup of coffee.
23.02.2025 21:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to relocate to a hot, sunny place where there's a cobra in the shower and a troop of aggressive monkeys on the balcony.
17.02.2025 15:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't say I'm shocked or surprised.
06.02.2025 23:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi, Grandma! I played baseball today!
02.02.2025 20:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's getting harder and harder these days not to feel like Edward G. Robinson in "Soylent Green."
30.01.2025 00:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that foursquare wasn't played during worship services at the Foursquare Church. Heck, they didn't even do tetherball.
27.01.2025 16:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Solid advice: Never look behind the black, piss-rotted iron door halfway down the alley.
23.01.2025 16:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The check must have cleared over at Zuck's place.
22.01.2025 19:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I haven't been following the news. Is today the day we get the armbands?
21.01.2025 16:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0