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Michael Loveguppy Albo

@happydude.bsky.social

Writer, editor, aspiring teen model. "Running With Monsters," "Murder at Camp Delta," "The Heroin Chronicles," "Mope," "McMillion$," more.

16 Followers  |  18 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 30.08.2023  |  1.6597

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When the pictures are finally revealed, Donald Trump is going to say, "I lost a bet. So what? You never sucked a guy's cock after you lost a bet? It's a pretty common thing, believe me."

15.11.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

As far as "the Bubba story" goes, Donald Trump was mentored by Roy Cohen, after all.

15.11.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Professor Dick.

09.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful!

24.10.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The President of Peace, everyone!

24.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He really says β€œrape” with gusto. On brand.

21.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The shot is from when the pandemic first hit and she started doing her Fox News show from home ... where she earned the name "Judge Box Wine."

11.08.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly, I think so. It's like the whole country has a bad case of ADHD ... and there's no Adderall.

11.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"We have to change the law. As it is, I can't execute kids under 18 when they do misdemeanors, so my hands are tied at the moment.

11.08.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The magnetism of of Omar Sharif! The charisma of Peter O’Toole!

11.08.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess we’re done talking about Trump and Epstein.

11.08.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, Natural Causes and political assassins are doing a shitty job in our current timeline.

22.07.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Junior WAS the party.

13.07.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flag hags...

23.06.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Jesus Christ," indeed.

01.06.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A spread of cream cheese and chopped walnuts on cinnamon raisin bread was a popular sandwich during the Great Depression. It was called a nutted cheese and everyone agreed it was a terrible name … but people were hungry and didn’t want to wait for a better one.

10.05.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Way to shut the barn door after the horse got loose.

03.04.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. Hegseth's really got some beady, rat-like eyes. I wouldn't trust him to make a cup of coffee.

23.02.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to relocate to a hot, sunny place where there's a cobra in the shower and a troop of aggressive monkeys on the balcony.

17.02.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't say I'm shocked or surprised.

06.02.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, Grandma! I played baseball today!

02.02.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's getting harder and harder these days not to feel like Edward G. Robinson in "Soylent Green."

30.01.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that foursquare wasn't played during worship services at the Foursquare Church. Heck, they didn't even do tetherball.

27.01.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Solid advice: Never look behind the black, piss-rotted iron door halfway down the alley.

23.01.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The check must have cleared over at Zuck's place.

22.01.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't been following the news. Is today the day we get the armbands?

21.01.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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