EastCoastABDL

Well I’ve never been in a high chair, so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Gosh, what a hoooooorrible thing to be called. I’m sooooo embarrassed 🫠

elmo from sesame street is sitting on a balcony looking out the window . ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting on a balcony looking out the window .

😰

You think that’s bad? I’m 37 and still in diapers!

No, wait…

Happy Birthday, stinky! Just what you wanted. I even wrapped in special froggie wrapping paper 🐸

✅ High chair
✅ Pacifier
✅ Sippy cup
✅ Big soggy pamp
✅ Pouting bratty kiddo

I don’t know your definition of a baby but the evidence says otherwise.

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*twitches*

Not me realising this particular clip had a big impact on me until right now 🫢

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Aww, snuggle up and feel better 🫶🏻

I heard it before I saw it 🫢

A little late to be wearing a Halloween costume 😱

I don’t even recognize you 🫢

I’ll have to do a hands-on inspection to see how mushy you actually are. Better to be safe than sorry.

All I know is that when I pull up I pull up a little late to the party (na na na na)

I’m surprised how much I remember from little league!

It makes so much sense! You LOVE big and round and heavy things!

Sorry, I can’t change right now, my cartoons are on. Try again later.

I hope that onesie’s getting paid overtime for making it work so hard on a weekend.

Just think how safe you are from leaks 💛💦

Throwback Thursday to my first Bluesky post 2 years ago.

I was still new to sharing anything like this online, and really nervous.

Luckily, I’ve met some amazing people I get to call friends.

I’m the most me I’ve ever been, and it’s because of this wonderful community 🫶🏻🧸

Shocked! This is information I definitely, certainly, absolutely didn’t know about you.

Are you available on weekends? I’m supposed to keep my room clean but I get too busy playing. I can pay in snacks and soda.

He’s not the only one! 🥰🥰

If you like waking up in a nice soggy diaper, could I interest you in going to bed in a nice soggy diaper?

I may have to be a grown up sometimes, but I’ll never truly grow up 🧸🪐

*every day.

There. I fixed it.

Uh oh. Uuuuummmm…

Do it anyway, I’m sure you’ll be fine 🫠