Matthew Arcilla, editorial mercenary

The way white people and Americans keep saying it was the bamboo over and over again, it stops sounding like an ill informed hypothesis and more like denigrating "Chinese" timber or some fucking thing like that.

Zohran Mamdani's people need to figure out how to spin this like they just created a new Honmoon over the city.

And I mean look, if you're going to pirate a book, there's not really anything I or anyone else can do to stop you from doing that. Whatever. You just can't expect everyone to pat you on the back and tell you what a good leftist you are for doing it.

ATTENTION ALL CRPG DESIGNERS. PLEASE TAKE NOTES. I AM BEGGING YOU. I DO NOT WANT TO SCROLL THROUGH A 2.5-INCH TALL TEXT BOX ANYMORE. MY COMPUTER RESOLUTION IS VERY LARGE NOW. YOUR TEXT BOXES ARE VERY ANNOYING TO READ.

It was no cheap trick! He went to wizard university for 17 years to learn that. He's still paying off his loans!

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I think at the bare minimum that excess trust can be said to be true of Ken Williams, if no one else. Remember that he's a self-made member of the C-suite from Simi Valley and not an MBA holding chucklefuck from an Ivy League business cunt factory. But defo leaders at Cendant and CUC sucked eggs.

"The Cool side of the Force is a pathway to fits some consider to be too fashionable."

You're not like a regular Jedi, you're like a cool Jedi.

WinDirStat is what I use.

"We have a saying in my galaxy, thousands of light-years away in the Cablaranian system: Apathraxibros before Gulwynvilihoes."

I love when they take normal ass metaphors and then apply some setting-specific proper noun-based descriptors to them, making them sound stupid as hell. ("He cut through the steel like a hot Antarian dagger through Majeen butter!")

The agony of running my fingers through a dense field of luxury

If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”

Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.

a boy and a girl brushing their teeth together in a bathroom ALT: a boy and a girl brushing their teeth together in a bathroom

Get in your robots, you guys

"sloughed" is such a gross fucked up little word

Oh to be cursed with such a luxurious mane

Gonna tell my kids this is a Far Cry.

See there's a difference between, "you are playing the character" and "you are controlling the character," and it's this. The latter has horrific violence weaponized against the player to make them feel bad and render female bodies disposable.

"To be fair" is the prefix to some of the least funny replies you'll ever read on social media

If we reach a point in gaming where there are more installments of Call of Duty: Black Ops than there are installments of King's Quests I swear to God

hey the beatles, just was listening to eight days a week and have a quick question: are you guys fucking stupid

I feel like it was only yesterday we were all like, "YEAH! cut it off go king" and now this?

Watching all your friends play Dispatch but they won't play Road to Empress

I'm the weirdo in my friend group chat -- with zero media professionals -- who is like, excitedly reading out headlines like they are as amusing to them as they are to me.

Honestly, the shift to headlines that are 5 to 9 lines long -- optimized to make room for some of the most unhinged details of any particular story and sometimes just to shitpost -- is one of my favorite evolutions to occur at PC Gamer.

"I am become horror, destroyer of words"

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If you're curious as to how much it bothers Michael Rosenbaum to platform the rape cult lieutenant and former co-worker Alison Mack, consider that when asked, this is what he said about a video game console.

[The Slingshot] An inside story on the INC A former INC member warns: the Iglesia ni Cristo is not a religious sect but a cult, its much vaunted bloc voting might, a myth because of its declining memberships. But will government and politician...

"We criticize Catholic papal infallibility, saying no man should be blindly followed, why then do we hold Eduardo V. Manalo on the same level? Why do we hear his name more than Christ’s in worship service? Why do we have activities such as ‘OneWithEVM’ and most recently ‘Obey and Never Complain?”