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Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹 https://twitter.com/TheAstuteGaloot?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor https://www.tiktok.com/@the.astute.galoot?_t=ZT-8vLxR0OfTLe&_r=1

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Sweden Says Alleged Mistreatment of Greta Thunberg by Israeli Forces 'Very Serious' Swedish Foreign Minister Maria Malmer Stenergard has stated that the reports claiming climate activist Greta Thunberg was mistreated are very serious

Sweden Says Alleged Mistreatment of Greta Thunberg by Israeli Forces 'Very Serious' en.tempo.co/read/2054726...

06.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 688    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 11
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Who said ICE isn’t detaining and arresting Black folks? Some of y’all must’ve forgotten that to β€œthem,” we all look the same. You must’ve overlooked decades of police brutality, wrongful arrests, detentions πŸ‘‡πŸΎ

06.10.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 497    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 7

β€œAnd ICE is gonna come, bust down your door /Try to build a house no one builds no more /But I got a telephone /Kids are all scared and all alone,” he sings in the song titled β€œBad News.”

06.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 761    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 9

Bibi will phone-it-in for Bari Weiss πŸ€™πŸΌ

07.10.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Last year they claimed β€œillegals” were voting, without any evidence.

They used fear mongering to push for voter suppression laws.

Now they claim β€œillegals” are getting free healthcare, again without any evidence.

So they can make healthcare unaffordable for millions of Americans.

Enough.

06.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10006    πŸ” 3235    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 118
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Same.

#AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

06.10.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 35831    πŸ” 8392    πŸ’¬ 1642    πŸ“Œ 732

Bibi will phone-it-in for Bari Weiss πŸ€™πŸΌ

07.10.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bari Weiss Named CBS News Editor-In-Chief, Solidifying Network's Rightward Shift The network will also acquire her publication, The Free Press, for a hefty sum.

Bari Weiss was named the editor-in-chief of CBS News, cementing the rightward shift of one of media's most storied newsrooms

06.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 419    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 61

;)

06.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I meant Gavin when I said "G."

06.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck all the way off, G!

06.10.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Code Red Crisis for Agent Orange ☒️

06.10.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Code Red Crisis for Agent Orange ☒️

06.10.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ“Œ

05.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It sure is -but how much ya wanna bet FOTUS encouraged this disaster?

05.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shutting down the government for the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein πŸ‘»

04.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

White people will literally do anything but hold white people accountable πŸ‘»

05.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

November πŸ“’πŸš¨ it begins

05.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸŽ―πŸ’―

04.10.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Making America Gross!

05.10.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. Never, ever thought we would be pawns of an insane, malignant narcissistic sociopath squatting in our WH, but here we are.

05.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Biden zoned out during one bad debate and the media is still talking about it.

Meanwhile this guy spews the war & peace of crazy every day and people are falling over backwards trying to ignore it.

05.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 476    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Totally sane, nothing to report here.

05.10.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s gone man. Imagine listening to this with a straight face.

05.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

This is your sign to see One Battle After Another.

05.10.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3039    πŸ” 287    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 25

need my emotional support coffee before going to bed!

05.10.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What I’m getting is Kristi Noem is looking for an excuse for her and Cory to go to the Super Bowl.

04.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1181    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 13
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This from @govpritzker.illinois.gov on @cnn.com

05.10.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9171    πŸ” 3190    πŸ’¬ 232    πŸ“Œ 151

i like how in every 00s kids show, all children are just a mini unlicensed version of whatever profession their parents were.

05.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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