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Since my state #Illinois is at war with #Texas I would remind Illinoisans that you should not spray foam their tail pipes, flatten their tires, or sugar their gas tanks. Don’t oil their windows, and for gods sake let them use the bathrooms. Okay. Be nice Illinois. Don’t do anything I mentioned.

Fuck off. Always knew you’d fuck our allies in the T community. Dickhead. @govpritzker.illinois.gov will get my primary vote and I don’t know if I could hold my nose tight enough for you. Keep doing the only thing you’re good for, sounding alarms and trolling on the internet.

@indivisiblechicago.bsky.social anything with Texas license plates.

They have my address.

🔊TURN DOWN THE VOLUME

Californians don't want to hear commercials at a volume any louder than what they were previously enjoying their program at.

I just signed legislation enforcing this regulation across streaming platforms.

Thanks gov. I love Illinois.

Duh

Funny these fucking chides think they are talented enough to do any of those things. Can you imagine trump trying to keep time. At least that cow has its bell.

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

Next time you find yourself in a discussion about the differences between liberals, leftists, democratic socialists, moderates, progressives, and never trumpers, remember: billionaires don't give a fuck. We're all the same to them: human capitol stock. And they love it when we fight each other.

This you, Trump?

@fetterman.senate.gov too busy yanking it to the thoughts of little Palestinian children getting murdered by our munitions to worry about fascism that he enables.

If @harvard.edu caves to trump it is no better than Trump university.

Phang: So, as we can see you have a DHS official—you clearly hear him say on that body cam footage, “I am arresting the mayor. Even though he stepped out, I’m going to put him in cuffs.”

Who told him to do it? He says: the Deputy Attorney General… And who’s that? Todd Blanche.

Run flat tires don’t run flat if you get the sidewall… just found that out.

If it gets shut down @fetterman.senate.gov will switch to the GOP and blame democrats. Bet.

Public school teacher. We can afford books with a particular purpose… or books relevant enough to make kids want to read. We always choose incorrectly.

Just waiting to hear how much @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social fucked is over… didn’t need to check in on brain addled @fetterman.senate.gov as he is still yanking it to pictures of Palestinian children getting murdered and we all know he’ll fuck is too.

Don't let anybody hit you with some form of "I can't believe y'all are so easily distracted. The halftime performer doesn't mean anything."

Putting a global artist who won't even tour in the US bc it's not safe for his community & core fans on the biggest televised US stage matters.

Scream this louder for those in the back 📢📢

Hakeem Jeffries has been such a glaring disappointment. Just a mess of a man and a shit terrible politician. Too busy trying to triangulate palatable pablum to honestly hone an authentic agenda. People deserve someone who cares more about them than about the pretense of decorum in the face of fascim

Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."

The right has spent decades scaring people away from big cities. They can’t stand that there are diverse people who can live and work together.

Which also tells you something because he is a worldwide sensation.

Weird how they have no idea whether or not that man is a citizen and attempt to detain him because of his looks. If you don’t think this leads to being violently detained for being a democrat you’re not alarmist enough.

Like Hakeem Jeffries either truly believes that we are just gonna ride this era out as a nation and it will be business as usual in 2028 OR he is being paid to behave this way.

Either way, he needs to be primaried and voted out

Make me President and I will send the US Armed Forces after white nationalists, Christofascists and anyone flying a Confederate flag.

A grand jury would indict a ham sandwich. The trial will be a brilliant backfire.

Been

Up to this point I have been telling them to just do what feels right. In hindsight that might have be a mistake.