Michael Mikey @michaelmikey

Major throwback to when the music app on iOS was called “iPod.”

12.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Genuinely.

15.01.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2016 is now ten years ago and a disturbing amount of people online still have their personality and behavior be akin to a dipshit edgelord teenager who peaked in high school in that year.

07.01.2026 23:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woah.

04.01.2026 01:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Doug fucking Walker meme in Trump administration propaganda. Now I’ve seen everything.

23.12.2025 20:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got the new Steam Machine early.

15.11.2025 23:06 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Me and Pink.

13.11.2025 22:22 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

A decade of Ls.

10.11.2025 23:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bumped into these on Google Photos. Me on my 12th birthday back in March of 2013. Throwback to when I actually looked like my Mii.

08.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

05.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 86800 🔁 18290 💬 3170 📌 2376

ZOHRAN WON!!!!

05.11.2025 02:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even when trying to make him look wholesome, Cuomo looks demonic.

03.11.2025 21:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

29.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zohran Mamdani’s campaign has been the one beacon of light for me in this fucked up political climate.

28.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every time I hear about a new Taylor Swift release, it’s against my will.

07.10.2025 21:01 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

How embarrassing.

04.10.2025 20:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Billie Joe Armstrong wakes up from his hibernation today.

01.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are now in the “-ber” months. Again. Already…

01.09.2025 19:50 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The bar is depressingly low for Democrats when Gavin Newsom is being heralded as the "resistance leader" for some lame Trump parody tweets and AI slop.

19.08.2025 02:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm finally doing what I should have done years ago: sort all of my videos in year-by-year playlists. This should (hopefully) be done within the coming days but for the time being, why not binge my very high quality 2014 Miiverse rants?

11.08.2025 03:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I didn’t realize I was using YouTube Kids.

08.08.2025 00:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Call me crazy but I can't care less what Sydney Sweeney's political affiliation is. If she wants to be the right's aryan princess, she's a piece of shit that I'll continue to not pay any mind to like what I've already been doing with her.

05.08.2025 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For the first time in over a month, the windows are open, the temperature is in the low 70s and there’s a breeze. I’ve missed this weather so much.

01.08.2025 22:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m convinced at this point that a video of Trump diddling a minor in 4K could emerge and he wouldn’t lose any support.

24.07.2025 20:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rest easy, prince (of darkness).

22.07.2025 22:19 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

“I’m politically homeless.”

*Proceeds to always agree with Republicans*

09.07.2025 20:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t need to see this.

29.06.2025 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Using Grok as a source… *Groan*

26.06.2025 20:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t remember the last time I was as happy as I am today. Good things can happen sometimes. I’ve never been more happy to live in this city than now.

26.06.2025 00:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My condolences to anyone in this East Coast heatwave without A/C.

24.06.2025 20:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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