Why don't we all prepare for peace?
I am no longer a big fish in a small pond or a small fish in a big pond. I'm just sat in a pond.
Happy birthday to me!
To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.
As we look to the future, I call upon each of us to nurture the planet we share, to champion peace where there is discord, and to extend a hand where there is need. In so doing, we honour the legacy of those who came before and shape a world worthy of those who will come after.
If you're in space, which way is up?
Retweet if you agree with Corbyn
Elon Musk is not the richest man in the world; men who live at home with their partner and children who love them experience riches he couldn't imagine.
Bring back "It's a Knockout "
There are far too many acronyms TAFTMA
I don't wake up bright eyed and bushy taied anymore, I think I've stopped being a rabbit.
Does a knife and fork count?
Forever is such a long time, probably.
Something's afoot!
I resemble that remark.
My bad
Did I mention this is the first time I've been on television?
I was going through a bad spell.
Fascism doesn’t arrive in uniform overnight. It arrives with suited politicians, one piece of legislation — or executive order — at a time.
My piece for @tribunemagazine.bsky.social to mark Holocaust Memorial Day.
tribunemag.co.uk/2025/01/jere...
"Let them drink tea"
Hey Americans just on my 3rd cup of coffee, okay it's instant but hey.
Can I just say this is my first time on television.
English man walks into a diner: Could I have beans on toast with 2 fried eggs and a large mug of extra strong black coffee please.
NEXT : The Boston coffee party!
You will notice almost complete silence from the Media on Nigel Farage's nephew being found guilty of a sexual offence.
Imagine if it was anybody from the Left, it would be on every front page.
Being on here is like being the freaky old grandad who sits and watches the young kids playing just remembering his childhood.
They'll learn much more than I'll ever know.
Boston tea party, Mad hatter's tea party, spot the difference.
Thank you to Islington Tribune for publishing my farewell to El Gato.
Rest in peace El Gato, you made our house a home and made many people very happy. www.islingtontribune.co.uk/article/fare...
Why is nobody calling it a nazi salute?
Which one of you stole 20% of my phone battery overnight?
