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Blue dot in a red state, teacher, mom to 2, cat lady; crafty

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I love milk duds!

31.10.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never get those fun texts. I canโ€™t decide whether to be thankful that I donโ€™t, or jealous that I donโ€™t get to tell the fascists to fuck off.

19.10.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope, not bad at all.

17.10.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fluffy orange cat

Fluffy orange cat

Grover Cleveland here made me late for work today. She snuggled in bed with me, demanding affection. Who am I to deny her?

16.10.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, UGH!!! Those years are so hard. As my father quotes, โ€œIt came to pass, not to stay.โ€ But JFC, it is hard.

08.10.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I absolutely LOVED mine when I was a kid.

07.10.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Southern, Mexican, Venezuelan, southern Spain AND Moroccan?!? Sign me UP!

19.09.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will defend you on this hill! If I have original Skittles, I will literally throw the green ones away.

18.09.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you confuse a violent criminal with a guy that was accused of passing a counterfeit $20โ€ฆamazing.

15.09.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fluffy orange cat, snuggling next to a stack of test papers

Fluffy orange cat, snuggling next to a stack of test papers

#HappyCaturday Grover Cleveland is gracing me with her presence as I grade papers.

13.09.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s not lazy. Thatโ€™s recuperating

13.09.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, what gorgeous pics! I am spending a couple of days there next summer. I canโ€™t wait!

10.09.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Letting my inner geek out at #DragonCon Yes, that is THE Mark Hamill

30.08.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, look at that. Being fat qualifies me to get a Covid booster. And who said there were no health benefits to being overweight?

28.08.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My daughter worked the nursery last night. She still had 2/3 of her vat of coffee left when she drove home this morning, and she didnโ€™t eat all night. I couldnโ€™t do her job.

25.08.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a former band kid, that just gave me fucking goosebumps. Yes, yes, yes! All the HBCU bands en masse, celebrating.

23.08.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aaaand, that should have been love, not live. Proofreading would be helpful.

18.08.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I LIVE sausage gravy, but I am the only one in my house who will eat it.

17.08.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I made a double batch of lasagna this weekend, using my momโ€™s old recipe. Doubled, it called for 2 cloves of garlic and a whopping 7 tsp of added salt. Instead, I used 5 garlic cloves and 3/4 tsp salt. Still yummy, and better for my hypertension.

13.08.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so jealous! Since my daughter developed an allergy to peaches, I have not brought a peach into the house. I LOVE peaches, but I like not taking her to the ER in anaphylaxis even more.

12.08.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good for you! I blew off choir this morning, didnโ€™t get up until 11:30, and just started a double batch of lasagna at 6:00, only to discover that I did NOT have the box of no-boil pasta sheets in the pantry like I thought I did. Whoops.

10.08.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m making lasagna, using the recipe from my childhood. It calls for a clove of garlic. I am doubling the recipe, so somebody please tell me that 5 cloves of garlic will be enough.

10.08.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fluffy orange and white cat with yarn hanging off her face

Fluffy orange and white cat with yarn hanging off her face

Orange girl

07.08.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I qualify as well. Deep into my EdS program, I was complaining on Twitter about procrastinating about writing yet another paper. Someone suggested I use ChatGPT. It literally would have taken longer to learn the platform than to write the stupid paper. I had already pulled all the journal articles

07.08.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I am absolutely THRILLED for you! First, because you have a job, and second, because that means elementary students in AZ get some kickass music education.

24.07.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My daughter LOVES her Figs.

24.07.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so happy that your decision has turned out so well for you.

24.07.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is beautiful, and looks absolutely delicious. I love that flavor combination.

24.07.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chronic pain is exhausting. I am sorry you are suffering.

19.07.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gave myself permission to lie down for a nap today. Less than 6 hours of sleep last night, coupled with finding out the my โ€œsore kneeโ€ is actually a grade 2 MCL tear coupled with a meniscus tear, and I will give myself some grace to rest.

17.07.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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