Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

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Listen, you're going to have some suicidal thoughts.

JJ Watt doesn't understand that, if the falcons called a timeout there, it would have 100% blown up in their faces. It happens 10/10.

Makes absolutely no sense.

Some days you Wordle and some days you get Wordled

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Man I will never not tip but posting about what a miserly bastard I am toward my employees in an attempt to guilt patrons is almost enough to tempt me

to hurt my feelings.

They're making Wordles harder on purpose.

Why do they even have those tables near the ring? Are they having lunch out there after the match?

You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but that's all I needed to hear. Close one!

Typing the first two letters of your Wordle into Google is NOT illegal.

iMessage screenshot from my sister in law informing me: “SPOTTED: large bag of hot mustard Doritos at Dollar General.”

BREAKING:

mood

People don't talk about it as much, but also elephants don't forgive...

Nation Can't Believe It On Harvard's Side

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

My algorithm is all mime videos, and my mental health has never been better.

It would seem like using a table in a wrestling match would be against the rules under normal circumstances, no?

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope © the ONION — Lasvideo @lasvideo.bsky.social • 19m It is a sad commentary on the human race that a large majority feel the need to believe in mythological characters imagined thousands of years ago. It also is a demonstration on the effectiveness of brainwashing that young humans are subject to and how it affects their perception of life.

Loomer's gotta loom

Did the Falcons receive lenience for the Shedeur Sanders prank call? After the Falcons confessed a week ago today that the prank call made during the draft to quarterback Shedeur Sanders traces back to defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich, many in the league wondered whe...

Mike Florio is a parody of himself.

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

Hard to compete with this

This is just one big ploy to sell government cheese folks.

One big delicious ploy.

I personally am excited for our receiving corps to have a full preseason working with Penix.

I think things will really click between him and Drake (and possibly even Pitts???) this year.

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