Lance Mason

Even as a cartoon you look better than me coming out of the shower. Humf.

The best morning show in the history of history.
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Fine. I'll take a shower.

I think it's just really hard to kill demons.

How in the hell haven't the amount of drugs they have to pump him up with to get him through one of these things killed him yet?

Didn't watch it. Catching the clips this morning. Wow. Dude could have crapped right there on the floor and the Republicans would have lept to their feet with thunderous applause. Guess it it could have been a great thing for America.
If he had brought punch.
Missed opportunity.

#SOTU

Finally. Something worth watching.

Seriously.

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You just want see Mike Johnson try to say. " Haven't seen that while looking like this. Don't you?

How many drugs are they going to have to pump into him to get him through this thing tonight?

Immigrants are not taking your jobs dip shits.
Billionaire owners of corporations wanting to automate everything are.
And AI is just their newest tool.
Wake the fuck up MAGA !!!

#TheMoreYouKnow

#MAGA
#Dupes

" Lance Mason's Radio Funhouse " probably a no?

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Broken glass might be the only to get my feet moving whilst trying to look like I have a clue on how to dance.

You sure about that? Because it seems to me the American people who support Donald Trump are actually siding with Russia.
Hard to believe as that is.

Hard to believe the powers that be are actually going to allow him to go on live television tonight and try and sound coherent. Whilst also trying to explain how any of this is great.
But oh well. Good luck with that.

Can't believe I had to block @NPR. But I just couldn't take another fluff piece of supposed reporting. Find any real news media these days is getting ruff.

Pretty sure they'd just let him do it. No strings attached.

Dude shits his pants.
How wasn't that enough?

Nor a President full of shit.

If at this point you still think Donald Trump is a great President may I suggest you put your brain up on a shelf.
Because certainly. You're not using it anymore.

#Reality

Play Led Zeppelin's Stairway To Heaven Backwards over and over until Ozzy shows up at your door begging you to stop.

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Let's face it. America has just become a total embarrassment to the world.
Thanks Trump.

#FuckTrump
#FuckMAGA
#EpsteinFiles

YouTube video by MeidasTouch MAGA Mike PANICS AT CAPITOL as Trump CRASHES EVERYTHING!

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So much winning.

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Maybe we should just burn the whole thing down and start over. This shit hasn't been working for anybody but billionaires for a long, long time.

Has he claimed he won all the medals yet?

More drums.

Ant the next chapter in the book of " How To Distract From The Epstein Files " begins.

I'm not going past Denver.

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So I haven't seen any extraterrestrial government secret files released. Uh. I guess Trump lied against. Gee. Imagine that.

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Guess who's NOT in the Epstein files.
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