Emperor Norton I 👑

Real

I sometimes write erotic BDSM stories for Nifty. They are works of fiction, NOT autobiography.

If you're into this sort of thing, I'd love for you to read them and DM me your thoughts.

WARNING: some are quite extreme. READER BEWARE.
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Any Houston oomfs wanna meet up in late March?

lol

I don't wanna be a pain in your ass

I wanna be a pleasure in your ass

Come get some

was one of those "special operations" from when he attacked a reporter? www.reuters.com/article/busi...

call me crazy but I think the country and the world would be better off rn if Biden was still president and not Trump

this is basically my biggest gripe with the online hard left rn, which is basically "they have obstructed Thune in a way that McConnell wouldn't do" - they have literally forced him to change the rules multiple times because they have ground everything to a halt.

True

When you thought of me did you think "Norton" or my real name?

I'm the same way when I play video games

😆 I do love a blue plate special

Why does that make you think of me?

Guys, I have a fat ass and I want you to know about it

thank you

does this mean that everyone who paid those illegal tariffs are entitled to be recompensated? do you know @sentientpotato.bsky.social ?

I was told over and over Joe Biden was in "late stage dementia" (you know when you can't talk and forget how to eat) and other variations on that, any ways here he is out and about interacting with random members of the public over a year after his Presidency

Thank you

Help me. It’s so big

Love the rhye's and fall mod.

I never got much into 5 and haven't tried 7 yet

I still think it's the best of the Civ franchise

I see you're a man of refinement

The worst already happened. The voters put Trump back in office even after his Jan 6 crimes.

You can't threaten me to vote for who you want in the primary by saying you'll throw it to Vance or whoever.

You've already thrown it to the worst person.

In the 2028 Dem Primary, I will vote for the candidates I think can win in the general election

In Nov 2028, I will vote for the Democratic Party nominees even if they were not the ones I supported in the primary.

That's called solidarity. Practice what you preach.

I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords

One thing 2024 told us is that voters wanted a leftist and that's why they chose Trump

Cougars are irresistible

I'm gonna vote no matter what. ICE can shoot me if they want, cause if I can't vote then this country isn't worth living in.