Clinging To The Wreckage

Contract the Dakotas into one big, empty state!

I admire your willingness to put your incredible gullibility on full display like this.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

“Strong floor, no ceiling” is absolutely the type of slogan that a focus group of swing voters will tell you they find appealing after it has been a whole hour and they just want to go home.

It’s a slogan for people convinced this country *really* wants a Mike Bloomberg presidential campaign.

So what's this @profanity.accountant thing?

🖕ICE🖕

Yeah, fuck that shit.

Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.

Are US Presidential pardons redeemable in The Hague?

If it was up to me, there'd be a public database of crimes committed by Trumpco, impeachable offenses highlighted, and a team of people already working on plans for prosecuting offenders the minute it becomes possible. But because they're the Dems, we can be sure they haven't yet done jack shit.

We Scar The World

Tim Apple!

Vuvuzy'allas?

Those guardsmen were put there as stalking goats in an attempt to manufacture an excuse for more comprehensive authoritarian oppression of US residents.

Shoot that plane down.

The Mafiya State

What Americans Die from?

And what the media reports on...

Our World in Data ourworldindata.org/does-the-new...

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

What is it about Senate Republicans being the dumbest set of fucknuts this side of the House GOP caucus?

hopium increasing to dangerous levels

"In fact, a copious amount of bullshit is an important part of a healthy, nutritious diet!"

Doppelnömmer?

Hang onto these pictures because Hegseth will have the offending sign removed as soon as he sobers up today.

The next time I see Scott Bessent talking on the level will be the first time.

Pro-Russia types.

The Trumpman Show

It's a clearly impeachable offense, not an opportunity to exchange ideas, and the failure to treat it as such is a real failure on your part

It gets lost in the shuffle, but the Speaker of the House is someone who, by all rights, should’ve had his career ended a decade ago by a Shreveport TV news investigative team.

Russiagate 2, Treacherous Boogaloo

This is downright amazing and inspiring... and right in front of Harvey the Rabbit!