Probably shouldn't have had those last few chardonnays before the presser
Cowardly abdication of the responsibility to call a bribe a bribe.
All Hegseth can see is tactical success, so he’s mystified why people are reporting on strategic failure.
I can't escape his YouTube ad buys
I swear he wants The Kirk
these fucking idiots cut off fossil fuels. now we'll never get the sea level rise we need to get a new strait.
"I'm caffeinated. I'm beaned up right now"
Vinnie Pasquantino
"U.S. officials called London insurers and brokers, trying to figure out how the market operates, industry insiders said."
::primal scream::
The UFC has Savannah Guthrie's mom in their training room
I'll believe this when Stephen Miller is in prison.
Would require more feck than they currently possess
This completely unprincipled Oxford laureate doing his Slim Pickens imitation always turns my stomach
today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
You really are determined to sanewash this atrocity, aren't you?
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
Here's a hint: the Trump administration lies about everything.
You need to fire whatever consultants told you this was the thing you need to be worrying about right now. Like, put the torch to their spreadsheets and sow their polls with salt.
Go ahead. You can say it. Trump lied directly to the American people about matters of life and death. Cowards.
He wore campaign merch, for fuck's sake
I gassed up yesterday on the non-electric vehicle!
He's schumerian in that respect
Shitshow speedrun.
We should normalize telling Jake Tapper to grow the fuck up.
USA: 1776-2026. RIP.
Turns out they don't mind identity politics after all
I would argue they knew exactly what they were doing, which was deliberately sabotaging needed public works programs by offering snake oil they never had any intention of delivering.
The Monte Vista CO crane festival is spectacular. I took these two shots at sunset last night. Tonight I'm giving my highest elevation keynote so far!
Kirked
My theory is that Trump's sycophants/handlers figured out that actual snuff flicks are his favorite type of content, so they've been continuously escalating the body count to keep him engaged while they work to institute a police state that will outlive him.
