Beth 💜

It's a good start but I need more!

Give them a huge bond like opening 🫡

@rianjohnson.bsky.social only you have the power to give me this. Forks Out with Sesame Street was a great start but I need Benoit Blanc to become a guest member of the mystery inc gang immediately 🙏

I actually need this cross over so fucking bad.

A picture taken from the perspective of an open grave with famous actors surrounding it and the church behind them. Big text says "Wake Up Dead Man"

Pleased as always to announce that Rian Johnson has done it again. Wake up dead man is fantastic and the fact that Daniel Craig says "Scooby Doo?" In his Benoit Blanc accent is worth the price of admission alone.

A white board with black marker it reads Airplanes x night sky ----------------------- I could really use + (a wish right now X3 Is equal to = shooting stars

Hey there sorry to bother you, I'm doing some quick maths, can you check my work?

(I'm very old you see)

I remember when feminist orgs used to bomb shit and jump in front of horses.

This is very similar to how I remember my first Sandyford gic appointment went.

All these places need to be shut down.

Had fun muting and blocking a bunch of people who’s only response to the transmisogynistic WI is “trans men should join up en masse, that’ll show them”

No it won’t, you clown. You put your body on the line, stop offering up mine for a humiliation ritual that will do nothing for trans women

is this anything

A robot with blue lights wrapped up in black oozing goo and wires is in a tightly enclosed metal vent. It's reaching out in pain to a femme human looking "person" with a slightly holographic looking face.

I just finished Soma on stream and I'm here to tell you it's some of the best force femme horror on the market 🫡

If it's been lurking unplayed in your steam library this is your wake-up call. Chop chop 👏👏.

That means you've replaced them. Congratulations you are the interviewer now.

This is not my beautiful house

the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket

David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime."

In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." n.pr/4pFYoun

Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with
Nothing will change in the UK until the press is dealt with

keep on truckin little your party

Your party getting in early with the long standing British political party tradition of debating the inclusion of trans people forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.

Just told Clementine that she's the new leader of your party and she shook her head and went back to sleep.

"You seem happier"

Thanks, I deleted all my emails and went to look at birds instead.

Cause it's windy where I am.

Is it windy where you are?

It wimdy

Every single time I see a picture of Zohran Mamdani I get intensely jealous that I am not as stoned as him. 🥦

Btw if you’re part of a union because your employer “recognises” it you are not actually in a trade union, you are in a sanctioned version of “we’re all a family here”