Crusty Jones

Crusty Jones

@bakuntz.bsky.social

Cubs Fan/Dew Zero Man. Old School R&B maven. Never MAGA.

149 Followers 131 Following 875 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 week ago

When my dad delivered for UPS in the 70s, he came home for lunch and showed me his delivery sheet & said “I’ve got something to show you.” And in all its glory, there was the “Mrs. Chris Schenkel” signature. No word on whether she had polio though.

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2 weeks ago

This.

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2 weeks ago

Best part was Miller pointing out MAGA Matt Shaw being “boneheaded.”

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2 weeks ago
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Still have mine.

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3 weeks ago
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You forgot to mention another epic baseball tome on this excellent episode.

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1 month ago

Happ can take a cup of coffee in the dugout, while Nickie can sip a beer.

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1 month ago

I can feel the humidity in this picture

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1 month ago

Jed’s description of Hawkins as a “great teammate” was a subtle way of saying he isn’t good at anything.

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1 month ago

Always spot-on, Paul!

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2 months ago

🚨URGENT URGENT🚨

CUBS ACQUIRE A BLACK PLAYER

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2 months ago
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Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

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2 months ago

That was the year Hundley started saying his goodbyes to his knees.

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2 months ago

My dad was a UPS driver. He came home for lunch one day & showed me his clipboard and said “look at this!” A signature about 1/3 of the way down his clipboard said “Mrs. Chris Schenkel.”

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2 months ago

Home & road unies were spectacular for that era of White Sox.

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2 months ago
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My reply to my son’s text this morning

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3 months ago

WNDU TV anchor Lauren Moss fiancée.

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3 months ago

I’m so distraught over this, I’m going to take a page out of Shaw’s playbook and ask my boss if I can take today off.

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3 months ago
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Erika Kirk is criticizing her fellow MAGA for making money off her husband's memory before she had a chance to.

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3 months ago

According to a recent poll, fuck Trump.

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3 months ago

Not a bad player.

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3 months ago
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Pig in a blanket 🐽


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4 months ago

What a great movie.

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4 months ago

Can’t get here soon enough

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4 months ago

“I don’t know how good they’ll be, since I’ve never made them before. But they shouldn’t be terrible.”

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4 months ago
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Wow yesssss this is the way….ICE Nazis were about to kidnap some brown folk in Wheeling, IL until a hero emerged and they ran away like the masked cowards that they all are

"I'll Venmo you some cash you broke bitch!"

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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5 months ago
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I was 12 when the Mariners came to be. The airbrushed cards were in the ‘77 Topps set, and I thought they were pronounced “Muh-REEN-ers.” Rick Jones was arguably the worst of the set.

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5 months ago

Ruppert Jones was my guy

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5 months ago

The postseason this year is just gravy anyway. We’re way ahead of schedule for the 2032 Cubs.

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5 months ago
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As I picture it this is all I can see

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