Matthew R Francis

pollen covered bee, call it beekake

added "make cookies" to the task list for tomorrow, which will be my reward for finishing these article revisions

cat genetics are a wild ride

Here's the bill btw
Call your senators and tell them to shut it down

I know why you all *really* follow me, it's for my cats

i really think the only reason we haven't created new states — which was a common political tactic in the 19th century, see nevada and the dakotas — is that 50 is a round number

the corruption just. infuriates me

'ere, why ain't 'e got no bawls?

I have ... questions

look everything is awful, but it's Janmashtami on Saturday so it's time for chubby lil bebes dressed as Krishna!!!!

Callisto is a "dilute calico tabby", so a genetic mutant moggy

Illugi Pétur Ágústsson þjóðhetja

When you register your name in the Icelandic phonebook you can choose to state your profession. And they have a pretty loose definition of what exactly a profession entails.

This person for example has opted for „þjóðhetja“. It means „National Hero“.

A stripey brown white and orange cat with her paw on my leg

My beloved monster

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

[adjusts the sliders to reverse my hair loss]

Grape-Nuts ad from the early 20th century: a very sexy gay Grape-Nuts box in gladiator sandals holding the shoulders of a young man in business attire. The advertising copy reads "steadies a man"

Grape-Nuts is into that

they can never be wack

I think that's really it

my cats like it too

I'm so glad it's Friday

today has utterly thrashed my ass

Orange and white cat with an odd expression. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! We won't let the bastards win "

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! We wilnot lett tha basterds win.

oh my god RIGHT????

if a person talked to me the way a lot of these LLM transcripts go I would back away and then probably mute them, IT IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE

Trump in a beige v-neck merino sweater and beige chinos.

Donald Trump Jr. wearing a USA flag sport coat. The jacket tag has been left on the sleeve.

Brendan Carr and Benny Johnson. Both wearing blue suits with tan shoes. Carr's suit is mid-blue. He has paired it with blonde shoes. Johnson is wearing a navy suit with walnut colored shoes.

Matt Braynard wearing a navy suit with a white French cuff shirt and gold colored tie. He has a giant Windsor knot and a metal sports watch.

Some of the crimes I've seen in Washington DC:

— Beige sweater with beige chinos
— Jacket sleeve tag left on
— Tan shoes with navy suits
— Giant Windsor knots (triple felony with the metal sports watch paired with dark suit and French cuffs)

Given that you failed basic reading comprehension in evaluating what I wrote, I don't feel you're making a good case here.

you literally don't need a predictive model for math! good fucking christ on a poppyseed bagel!

I'm expecting them to send this to collections, but of course I can't *prove* I never received what I ordered if they decide to fuck me over.

now the manager who spoke with me earlier — who *promised* he would fix it all — won't pick up the phone or return my calls.

I think I'm up to six phone calls and I don't know how much of my time to try to sort out this medical supply snafu. They sent me the wrong thing, then sent me someone else's order entirely (complete with that person's private information!), then they promised they would fix it, then they billed me.