Ashley

Ashley

@kinglelephant.bsky.social

Apparently only able to add incredibly unflattering profile images of myself. 🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩LGBTQ 🍿Movie enthusiast 🧢I have blue hair and pronouns and I’m disappointed in America 🙄Over Meta’s nonsense I will not tolerate fascists or supporters of fascists.

44 Followers 121 Following 19 Posts Joined Jan 2025
8 months ago

I tried so hard to not make a face at him. I failed miserably.
“They only ever ate home food”

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11 months ago

Most efficient way to eat salad!

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11 months ago
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White House says tariffs are a tax cut. Economists say no When Associated Press reporter Josh Boak asked about tariffs in the White House press briefing March 11, the exchange wi

In a testy exchange with an AP reporter, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said that tariffs are a “tax cut.” This flies in the face of longstanding economic theory and practice, a cross section of economists told PolitiFact.

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1 year ago

Happy “the oven clock is now correct again” to all who observe.

#daylightSavings

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1 year ago

Is this lawyer-ese for “we’re totally pretending but actually…no”?

After all, with a lawyers’ command of the English language, they could be using a technicality that “President Trumps” is a different person than “President Trump”.

(Please? This is too dumb and I’m grasping at straws here)

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1 year ago

I have determined things that people think about me based on the categories of mugs they give me as presents:

1. Gay
2. Doesn’t play well with others
3. All of the above

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1 year ago
A tortoiseshell-tuxedo cat with an orange nose sits on a bed with plaid sheets and gray pillows. Her tongue is sticking out of her mouth quite a bit.

The world is too much right now. Have a cat blep.

#cat #blep

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1 year ago
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A tennis-ball sized gluten free bun in front of a hamburger with a piece of lettuce and a side of fruit.

I paid $2 extra for this gluten free bun. This feels like it called me some kind of slur.

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1 year ago
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Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...

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1 year ago
A tortiseshell cat with white chest and paws and a bright orange nose sits at the end of a hallway near a door while pointing downstairs with her ear. Overall energy is of a small Victorian child haunting the house.

One of my cats just haunts my house.

She’s not dead. She just gives off the same vibes as the ghost of a Victorian child.

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1 year ago

I love them. They made my day a little brighter.

Thank you for sharing them.

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1 year ago
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Never not thinking about this edo period drawing of hammerhead sharks 🥹

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1 year ago
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CARTOON OF THE DAY

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1 year ago

They are only called by the full hobbit names when they are in big trouble.

And the vet thinks Pippin is a boy, despite being a tortie.

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1 year ago

Cat name twinsies!

My Pippin is judgy, but super timid. My Merry mainly has elevator music going on before she occasionally does something weirdly smart.

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1 year ago

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.

Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans

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1 year ago

I cannot drink the alternative milks. I would love to be super eco friendly, but I am not able to cut anything else out of my diet due to allergies and such.

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1 year ago
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Sometimes a thought sticks in your creative craw so hard you can't do anything else until you get it out.

...do not obey in advance.

#art #wolves #fauxprintmaking #printmaking #digitalart #resist

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1 year ago

Unfortunately, the people who need to learn these lessons are very unlikely to actually read ANYTHING and will just go along with what the TV says to them.

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1 year ago

We may have made a mistake giving our cats special cat soups, because now they think any liquid in a flattish dish is for them.

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1 year ago

Good catch! Updated with a lil’ bio!

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Oh! This is one of my favorite landscape photos! I’m so excited to be able to see more of your work!

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1 year ago
A black cat loaded on a pink couch looking up and towards the camera, creating an incredibly unflattering picture

I love taking unflattering photos of my cats.

#cat #blackCat

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