Ashley

I tried so hard to not make a face at him. I failed miserably.
“They only ever ate home food”

Most efficient way to eat salad!

White House says tariffs are a tax cut. Economists say no When Associated Press reporter Josh Boak asked about tariffs in the White House press briefing March 11, the exchange wi

In a testy exchange with an AP reporter, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said that tariffs are a “tax cut.” This flies in the face of longstanding economic theory and practice, a cross section of economists told PolitiFact.

Happy “the oven clock is now correct again” to all who observe.

#daylightSavings

Is this lawyer-ese for “we’re totally pretending but actually…no”?

After all, with a lawyers’ command of the English language, they could be using a technicality that “President Trumps” is a different person than “President Trump”.

(Please? This is too dumb and I’m grasping at straws here)

I have determined things that people think about me based on the categories of mugs they give me as presents:

1. Gay
2. Doesn’t play well with others
3. All of the above

A tortoiseshell-tuxedo cat with an orange nose sits on a bed with plaid sheets and gray pillows. Her tongue is sticking out of her mouth quite a bit.

The world is too much right now. Have a cat blep.

#cat #blep

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A tennis-ball sized gluten free bun in front of a hamburger with a piece of lettuce and a side of fruit.

I paid $2 extra for this gluten free bun. This feels like it called me some kind of slur.

Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...

A tortiseshell cat with white chest and paws and a bright orange nose sits at the end of a hallway near a door while pointing downstairs with her ear. Overall energy is of a small Victorian child haunting the house.

One of my cats just haunts my house.

She’s not dead. She just gives off the same vibes as the ghost of a Victorian child.

I love them. They made my day a little brighter.

Thank you for sharing them.

Never not thinking about this edo period drawing of hammerhead sharks 🥹

CARTOON OF THE DAY

They are only called by the full hobbit names when they are in big trouble.

And the vet thinks Pippin is a boy, despite being a tortie.

Cat name twinsies!

My Pippin is judgy, but super timid. My Merry mainly has elevator music going on before she occasionally does something weirdly smart.

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.

Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans

I cannot drink the alternative milks. I would love to be super eco friendly, but I am not able to cut anything else out of my diet due to allergies and such.

Sometimes a thought sticks in your creative craw so hard you can't do anything else until you get it out.

...do not obey in advance.

#art #wolves #fauxprintmaking #printmaking #digitalart #resist

Unfortunately, the people who need to learn these lessons are very unlikely to actually read ANYTHING and will just go along with what the TV says to them.

We may have made a mistake giving our cats special cat soups, because now they think any liquid in a flattish dish is for them.

Good catch! Updated with a lil’ bio!

Oh! This is one of my favorite landscape photos! I’m so excited to be able to see more of your work!

A black cat loaded on a pink couch looking up and towards the camera, creating an incredibly unflattering picture

I love taking unflattering photos of my cats.

#cat #blackCat