David

Who's going to stop him if/when he starts demolishing the White House itself?

How long before Trump starts demolishing the rest of the White House? Think he can’t? Who’s going to stop him?

Declaration of martial law in 3, 2...

I remember being told I had TDS when I said this would happen.

I've never had a flat stomach. These days I'm just leaning into being a bear.

Amen, sis.

When he was a senator, Obama was gifted a children's book about adopting a dog. He returned the book because he wasn't allowed to accept gifts. A children's book.

He's going to be a great president one day.

Someone needs to remind these politicians how the French Revolution ended.

Crap. There go my chances. 😜

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This gen-x guy is like:

Damn right he would have.

Aww, such a pretty baby.

I see what you did there.

This made my 🍆 hard.

That and the Birdcage are my go-to movies to lift my spirits.

I watched this again recently, and now I understand why Trumpers love it so much.

I think we know the answer to that question.

Accurate. (Have seen the show.)

Sounds like a go bag to me.

I wish I'd been born a lesbian. Sincerely.

Thank you for introducing me to her!

I need this to be true more than I've ever needed anything on the internet to be true.

As one of those Americans who did not vote for him, I’m sorry. Please remember that there are people here who despise him as much as you do.

She’s the future of the party.

Did someone build walls around you? That would be mean. 😈

We don't deserve targs.

Or who didn't vote at all.