Clare

jeff the shark pawing at a window

does anyone wanna play diablo 4 with me

i'm in the drive through at burger king, can i get, whopper junior with onion rings? make it a meal so i can get a drink, no i'm not finished that's not everything. can i get a double whopper with no cheese

darmani the gordon from majoras mask

princess ruto from the legend of zelda ocarina of time

transition timeline

LMAO NO

my last name as well i'm afraid

🫡 i mostly worry because my name is very irish so i'm thinking i could go by Wolfe or something cool

thank you diva 🫡

i also feel like being irish american in ireland would be a humiliation ritual but that probably isn't true

i know but i'm delicate and sensitive!

i'm in a committed monogamous relationship but sometimes i do dream of making men make out for my affection

if i wear a goth fit and hear "your mans over there on a trip to the morgue" i will cry

i would love to move to ireland but i am afraid of the irish breaking my balls too hard and hurting my feelings

scrolled my phone for that jeff the shark meme and GODDAMN hrt has been working a lot

sorry for all the dick posting today

a message from my gf saying "gaining a big dick fetish from dating you is so sick"

jeff the shark underwater in a pool

text from my gf vs literally me

@ladyliza.bsky.social we just need one more

bro they're playing your leitmotif pizzicato. there's a slow clarinet lurking beneath it. you better not be about to betray me right now i swear to god bro

work has been boring today so i've listened to on the floor by pitbull and jlo maybe 30 times

dude why is the helmasaur in a link between worlds so cute

if anyone wants them back lmk but i will probably not post them again because i am not built for lewd selfies flopping

i delete my lewds bc i got scared :)

It's BE NICE TO TRANS WOMEN 2026

in case you didn't know

just because it seemed like

some people

didn't

know

if i post lewds will people be cool with that

bra i bought a month ago is now too small. yay? my poor wallet

Over an article saying that Mamdani will be raising minimum wage for grocery delivery apps in NYC someone comments with a facepalm emoji and says "So if you have ADHD and live in a food desert... you should just... starve. Got it."

Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.

this looks so baller

atheism is crazy because you don't even believe in demons? like not even demons?

new kneecap god is good