Im an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.
13.12.2025 17:07 ā š 40 š 0 š¬ 4 š 0Miss when being a millennial meant you were young.
09.08.2025 22:32 ā š 42 š 1 š¬ 0 š 0In a moment of pure frustration, I came to the conclusion that there is no angry way to say 'bubbles'.
01.08.2025 13:25 ā š 143 š 5 š¬ 2 š 0Iām not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far, it's not twenty seven.
19.07.2025 16:27 ā š 92 š 4 š¬ 1 š 0Fired as a stripper for grunting every time I bent down to pick up money.
28.05.2025 22:27 ā š 156 š 11 š¬ 4 š 0
I am capable of making good decisions.
But I'm fucking amazing at bad ones.
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22.03.2025 22:06 ā š 67 š 7 š¬ 1 š 0Cuando puedes?
23.02.2025 06:06 ā š 1 š 0 š¬ 1 š 0Today is "send ARt. new thongs Day"!
22.02.2025 14:49 ā š 251 š 6 š¬ 7 š 0
I accept myself exactly as I am right now:
A fucking mess.
Unlike Santa, I don't mind a little naughty. š
18.12.2024 17:55 ā š 85 š 5 š¬ 4 š 0