spring training colleen

March is awfully early for me to have to hear John Smoltz talk.

Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."

Ugh Bergman is so boring.

If he was a spice he’d be flour.

a robot says i 'm sorry and i know you mean well ALT: a robot says i 'm sorry and i know you mean well

“Avengers: Age of Ultron” should have made more of a impact with the AI bros.

You can’t fool us, we’re from the Learn to Fart state.

He’s taking pages out of European dictators’ books. It’s transparent.

Someone hide the uniforms

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

“People want to be negative”

No people want to know why the fuck you didn’t show up for the team you’re supposedly so close to. You laughed when that felon made a joke at their expense.

It’s have better to say nothing, Jack

The men’s U.S. hockey team would be surprising to me if I had never been around men and sports before.

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Nowwwwwwww kiss.

Cat in question, stealing the dog bed.

Boldy obviously saw the Abbey Murphy play

I’d like to thank my cat for standing on my bladder this morning so I had to get up.

Before you ask, his food bowl was full. He just thinks he’s an alarm clock.

The mic’ed up Brady Cybertruck? Pass.

Mike Eruzione is such a treasure of hockey.

I will wake up early for rugby, women’s hockey, women’s soccer, and Korean baseball.

I will not wake up early for the U.S. men’s to pretend to play hockey.

I’ll never stop thinking that singing “Fields of Anthenry” while the Royal Family is present is some hilariously diabolical shit. #IRFU

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Finally watching “Sinners” and that was… a very unsettling Rocky Road to Dublin.

Annie fucking rules though.

He will always be Ted Baxter to me.

Huge congratulations toTeam USA Women’s Ice Hockey on bringing home Olympic gold! What an incredible win and what a moment for women’s sports!

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What’s one gif you can hear when you see it? I’ll start.

Friendly reminder that even though Michigan has a hockey training program that includes women, there’s no D1 women’s hockey team in Michigan.

REMINDER: Megan Keller comes from Michigan, a hockey-crazy state that shamefully doesn't have a single Division I women's hockey program.

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

If none of the men’s hockey team outs themself and secret boyfriend in the final game then what is even the point.

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

Sweden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal