Maybe you would enjoy fruit flavored condoms. There are many flavors available in a variety pack.

I would ask you to wear your booty shorts a little lower for a complete view, but I know the totally unobstructed view is reserved for clients. Thank you for lifting your flowing locks for voyeurs.

The wetter, the better. You wear a big fluffy towel so well.

"Come sit next to me" is an invitation to die for. Telling spicey secrets is an added pleasure. 🙂

You are lovely in pink, black and au naturale.

Yes, but first we need to remove your Bikini to avoid tan lines.

It is difficult to imagine you could possibly be any nicer. I would like to have a pizza with you as the topping. 😊

Making pizza dough from scratch was a gallant effort. Next time, let the goblin live.😊

Ravenous. I would love to feast at your banquet. 😍

Hello Miss Tifa, I think you are cute.

I think you look like a cute girl or a pretty woman.

I think I gained weight just looking at this picture. Looking at you has a different effect on me.

You can be my appetizer, my entree and my dessert.😊

No need to apologize, the bed head goes with your bed body.

Dressed like that, you will never make it out of bed, which is an excellent place to start.

You have such a pretty bow in your hair. It compliments the ensemble, as well as the lovely view of you.

A gallant effort. There is nothing wrong with a flat croissant.

You are helpful in so many ways. Is this a Swiss Army Nurse costume?

In person would be a wonderful beginning.😊

This picture is a very suitable cure for jet lag.

This view is also good for non-business bookings.

Who can resist a loop-de-loop biking/booking invitation.

Your body of work requires hands on analysis, as well as discussion.

Across the lap or over the shoulders are both good, but not allowed in Business Class.

Your mile split has my heart racing.😊