Lana Honey Smith • LA

touring PHX, SLC, CHI, SF, LV in the next 4 weeks. See website for more details. Can’t wait to see you there

I did it. Surgery done yesterday. Final iteration Barbie (for now) has arrived

“all the pretty girls walk like this this this this this”

but adhd edition where you walk into corners of furniture or counters, lose your balance when you turn fast, hit your knee on the desk

“i don’t like your tattoos”

god forbid a girl collects art

last call for booking until Aug

stg I’m fun at parties but I’m also political when it’s time

baddie posting pause for a fact check

LA isn’t burning

LA is ~500 sq mi big
(for scale NYC is ~475 sq mi)

DTLA is ~5 sq mi
no building fires

burning looks like what happened in jan

hope this helps

feisty on the streets, fantasy in the sheets

(my LA motto right now)

I’m begging for this app to overtake twitter

But the censorship for spicyw here is also very real

Trying to figure out where we belong is a forever project

Just let us sell ✨ in peace

happy pride month from your favorite resident bi

imo the intense tension between the erotic and the socially digestible is what keeps kink kink, but I think there could still be a lot less stigma around kink in general and kink could still keep its bite (😉)

this is the energy ✨

I don’t know which terms of service besides them linking 3 different vague reasons, none of which my ad violate

It feels like extremely sus timing to all of a sudden make me re-verify after asking if I can work for them + my ad might be offline for weeks since I’m queued for verification

3/3

They responded with two things. Saying they don’t hire people in the US because it puts me at higher risk (?) and then also suddenly now are making me re-verify myself because they said I violated several terms of service (?) despite me being a paying member of the site for almost 4 years now

2/3

a few days ago, I posted a thread on Twitter about Tryst needing to hire sex workers who are also software engineers (or adjacent) because their site is completely missing that perspective now, but in no way did I disrespect Tryst. Just told them I’m available and interested in being hired

1/3

providers:

have you booked anyone from BS that doesn’t already follow you on Twitter? 👀

Queen! 🤩 Congratulations!

Down to do this 🍻

tours:

may 🌺

CHI 11-12
BOS 19-20
LV 21-22

jun 🌸

DEN 1-2
PHX 5-6
SF / SJ 16-17

• duos available in most of these cities

• going on second surgery (reconstruction phase) hiatus in early July so book now or hold your peace until mid Aug

Muah! 💋 thank you

Hey Chicago

May 4-5

Extremely limited availability (there for my godsons first). You know how to reach me 😘

If you ask for a "special price," I'm going to tax you +400%. Sooooo special, just for you💓

Thank you 🥂

if you want a 👣 j*b, you must want me to be hot and have a strong core which means you also want me to have the best gym and training to give you the best experience which means you’ll sponsor my equinox membership for a year

🤝

💯

I feel like he could have scrolled down just like 2-4 tweets and he would have his answers

returning to the workforce bionic barbie body announcement:

i have temporary implants that get adjusted each wk.

the *reconstruction* part of the mastectomy will be in june. official implants!

any time you book me between now and june is like limited edition so you should probably book soon ✨💖

my body is literally everywhere, anon

a potential client emailed me that i am the “republican girl” of his dreams and looks like a Harley girl and feel like somehow my branding is signaling something that im not? my guys, blonde and tattooed can also be blue. I’m very *not* red.

new pictures on sunroom