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Do you think these clowns are so dumb they don’t get that, in 40k, *EVERYONE* is the bad guy, or they are all suffering from early aughts, South Park brainrot?

24.11.2025 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage . ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .

Open app Saturday morning:

22.11.2025 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Long story short people who work in the meat packing industry should have more pay, better safe guards, and a Union

22.11.2025 13:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Story time, one Thanksgiving I got the idea to do something different. I had a big grill and decided to do Cornish game hens for everyone instead of one big turkey. The hens turned out great. Much better than turkey.

But! Turns out carving birds is a skill not everyone has. 1/

22.11.2025 13:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gotta say, I thought Mamdani going to the White House was a bad idea. lol my bad. That was hilarious

21.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m always fascinated by extremely complicated ice creams.

21.11.2025 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At least he’s not going after Jimmy Fallon. I’d really hate to have to rally around that bootsucking little corporate toady.

20.11.2025 11:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have, on advice of counsel,

“Cease and desisted” office hours.

The woke left mob has come to cancel me.

19.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A screenshot from Laura Loomer’s Twitter account dated 18 Nov 25 where she laments,

“i’m going to say it.

The GOP has a Nazi Problem.

And the more we pretend like we don’t, the worse it’s going to get.

We do. Don’t tell me we don’t.”

A screenshot from Laura Loomer’s Twitter account dated 18 Nov 25 where she laments, “i’m going to say it. The GOP has a Nazi Problem. And the more we pretend like we don’t, the worse it’s going to get. We do. Don’t tell me we don’t.”

What with MTG pretending she’s not who she has been for 15 years, this all is giving me “Rats on a sinking ship” vibes

19.11.2025 12:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We most certainly do not

19.11.2025 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PanzerSchwein!

18.11.2025 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also Canada probably doesn’t need or want the capability of nuclear boats. They aren’t projecting power across the entire Pacific and nukes are very much overkill for what they want to do.

16.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah good luck with that, space laser lady

16.11.2025 18:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I find that the actual physical artifacts are rarely on display to the public. They are very fragile and utterly irreplaceable. So often it is a replica that plebs like me get to see.

Show me a reproduction, and let the actual artifact be in a climate controlled vault at a university in its home

16.11.2025 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

uh, they forgot the “Times”

In the line “Lost New York Times”

Weird that

16.11.2025 15:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey Megs, 15 year olds are still off limits. If I had to tell you that … well I’m glad I did but now have questions

14.11.2025 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I enjoyed it, and the video game based on it, which was also a cornerstone of FPS multiplayer games.

14.11.2025 15:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heeeeeyyyyy buuuuuuuudy, you got something we need to know about?

Hmmmmmm?

14.11.2025 14:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well that’s a hell of a way to crack open an article

“Before he became a leading voice for conservative causes on Capitol Hill, U.S. Senator James Lankford spent more than a decade as the director of youth programming at the Falls Creek Baptist Conference Center,”

14.11.2025 14:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A blank wall with “WITH GREY PAINT WE SILENCE SOME VOICES IN SOCIETY ADVERTISING IS FINE - IT IS, AFTER ALL, THE GRAFFITI OF THE RICH” written on it

A blank wall with “WITH GREY PAINT WE SILENCE SOME VOICES IN SOCIETY ADVERTISING IS FINE - IT IS, AFTER ALL, THE GRAFFITI OF THE RICH” written on it

It is, after all, the graffiti of the rich …

14.11.2025 14:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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But his emails

13.11.2025 00:05 — 👍 94    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

So it *SEEMS* the discharge petition in The House is a go?

Why aren’t MTG and BoBo the Clown going along with the R program?

Are they Qanon true believers? Have they been so personally slighted they’re in FAFO mode? Do they see a path to post Trump leadership? Do they want justice? (Lol nope)

13.11.2025 00:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Senate Democrats were in a tough spot”

And

“John Fetterman is a goddamn class traitor and should be eaten alive by rabid seagulls”

Are not mutually exclusive positions

12.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well that’s just impossible. It must be Grok-Fake-News-Media. There’s no way Dear Leader would hire someone so craven

11.11.2025 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh that’s such a stupid name. There’s no way there would be an actual living human being, who you could Google, named that. He’s almost predestined to be a horrible POS from birth …


11.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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