Kat N’Mouse

Space exploration for profit and not science is not worth doing.

We were blessed by the bagel bush on our walk.

Do we use our large orthopedic doggie bed? No, we’re a goober and use the bitty kitten bed.

Time for a check up! 15 years old and still doesn’t care for the vet. We do however enjoy being able to sit in a soft chair with out four other animals to bother our old lady quiet time.

I received an inversion table in the mail today. I did not order an inversion table. I was not gifted one. I can find no charge or receipt.
I am bamboozled

Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.

If it fits he sits. Even if it’s a kitten bed

NASA calls for aid!!
And Americans will answer
#rideforGondor #gondorisnasa

Do you hate doing everyday tasks like eating or using the loo alone??
Try Pets today!!
You’ll never have another unobserved moment again!
#pets #dogsandcats

Strangest part about taking my buddy in for surgery at a hospital I visit a lot is not the having to be searched like a normal person. It’s the using the normal people elevators.
There’s no codes or anything. Just one button and up you go

Although WIC benefits were apparently restored, it may be a good time to see if your town has a baby formula bank and/or a diaper bank, and drop something off for them.

Defending public health comes in all kinds of flavors.

Me: here! Have a puzzle full of treats to help fight boredom when I can’t play
Bucky: puzzle IS the treat!!

This is your reminder that David Tennant has your back! #doctorwho #davidtennant #allgendersarevalid

ADHD: why isn’t my pizza done??
Pizza: maybe one day I’ll be put in the oven. Alas. I’m just up here on the pan.
#adhd

We must see all sides of the quail! (It’s so cold my tape stopped working on my green house plastic)

There is no one sadder then my dog when I put him in a bath.

On to test 4! The other 90% of the oral med. I now just need to stay alive for one hour and then I can say I have no drug allergies! #medicineiscool

On to test three! (10% oral not a deeper poke I was confused.)
Allergy nurse: if you’re about to die hit this bell.
Me: I will be sure to let you know if I’m dying.
Allergy Nurse: excellent

But ya know I like Medicean and Science so LETS GO. Poke away.

We got some little skin pokes and if I pass that I’m on to some deeper pokes and if I pass that deeper pokes with more and if I pass that oral antibiotic.
If I pass I can take them
If I fail no, and potentially getting stabbed with eppi and getting rushed to an er.

So I’ve got 2 eppie pens now BUT turns out a lot of people out grow their penicillin allergy and if you can take a cilin antibiotic you do a lot better. Lower risk of complications. Less side effects. SO we’re testing that.

Specialist is like “but you can eat dairy? Milk, cheese, yogurt? Fishes? Shelled fishes?? Nuts of the tree?? Nuts of the not tree?? Soy??? All that is good?? Then why this???
And I’m like look homie I don’t know. I also can’t understand it.

Nope allergy! And one bad enough I had to use my rigs IM Benny. Tell my pcp. Pcp freaks and sends me to the specialist.

See I always thought fake nacho cheese was spicy but like bad spice. Just heat no flavor. Mouth and throat would burn, hurt to swallow. Blame it on the fake spice of the fake cheese and never said anything

I’m at the allergist office for potentially an hour and a half now.
I came for the fake cheese. Stayed for the penicillin

Most of the news I get is awful BUT I just saw they’re remaking the Subaru Baja and that just makes my gay ass so happy

Just writing my silly little book and making silly little stories as my country tries to set its self on fire #justauthorthings

What in the actual fuck