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@xoofxos.bsky.social

Deputy Assistant Kitten Wrangler. Star Wars Stan. Y Wings 4-ever. Former conservative turned angry liberal. Retired Army LTC, inveterate RPG player, forever DM. Trans rights are human rights. Married to @MKKraemer. Most cromulent skeets.

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Latest posts by xoofxos.bsky.social on Bluesky

This is outrageous.

Using ICE to act as enforcers of business? Absolutely un-fucking-acceptable.

08.10.2025 13:46 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Snax is a goddamned angel.

07.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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And one of the cartel members had a baby and the baby looked at me

06.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WAS?

Is, sir. Is.

06.10.2025 22:17 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, the cannibal family one was disturbing, but Tooms, the guy who could crawl through the drain pipe? That was just terrifying.

06.10.2025 19:57 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Pretty sure he’s a pile of worms and beetles in a human suit.

06.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wasn’t Fuel Pump Death Rattle a song by Cherry Popping Daddies?

06.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Not to mention that a mediocre combat arms officer has more Army social capital than good or great CS, CSS, and FA O’s.

05.10.2025 22:46 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I tried on my OCS class t shirt, and that damned thing was on the loose side.

05.10.2025 15:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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05.10.2025 15:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy shit, that bulette looks amazing.

05.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

02.10.2025 15:16 — 👍 3593    🔁 1388    💬 36    📌 59

Railroads and Rifles is a personal favorite.

04.10.2025 20:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He is the BEST

04.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
An already dapper tuxedo cat wearing an opera cloak.

An already dapper tuxedo cat wearing an opera cloak.

Snax is ready for Halloween.

04.10.2025 11:45 — 👍 52    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

Cut down on Kegsbreath using a 1/3 of CID for his protective detail?

03.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

‘The prisoners with jobs’

03.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
02.10.2025 21:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Of course you’re with XO.

When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, it was because the XO was carrying you and your ruck.

02.10.2025 16:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Secretary Sidepiece, you mean.

02.10.2025 15:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Definitely. That is a personal favorite as well.

02.10.2025 12:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I was an O5, I had an O4 working for me…who had been my PL when I was an E4. THAT WASN’T AWKWARD AT ALL.

02.10.2025 12:49 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are we talking spooky podcasts?

Jim Moon’s @hypnogoria.bsky.social is a particular favorite.

02.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

1999, not 1799. I wasn’t in a siege artillery battery, FFS.

02.10.2025 12:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Wait a minute…I was a mortar PL in 99.

02.10.2025 11:47 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Softer than baby shit, as the saying goes.

01.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With NGFS

01.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, yeah.

01.10.2025 22:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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