XO of all Things

XO of all Things

@xoofxos.bsky.social

Deputy Assistant Kitten Wrangler. Star Wars Stan. Y Wings 4-ever. Former conservative turned angry liberal. Retired Army LTC, inveterate RPG player, forever DM. Trans rights are human rights. Married to @MKKraemer. Most cromulent skeets.

1,633 Followers 592 Following 3,723 Posts Joined Jul 2023
12 hours ago

Bearing in mind that I am a fed…my DMs are open.

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17 hours ago
A dapper tuxedo cat shows off his enormous girth.

Everything sucks, so here’s a picture of Snax as a little treat.

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1 day ago

The asshole did it deliberately.

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1 day ago

I’ll bring beer

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1 day ago

1. Maintenance. Lots and lots of maintenance.

2. Building ant colonies of specialized personnel who have very little concept of how their jobs are interdependent, making multi-domain ops a foreign concept to everyone except a few senior officers.

3. Brutal career Darwinism for its own sake.

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2 days ago

In my job, we think a lot about reasonable expectation of privacy. That and probable cause drive search warrants. If as a society we reduce the parts of our lives where we have REP, we reduce our protections from warrantless search. NOT OK FOLKS.

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2 days ago

What exactly does the Navy do, anyway?

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2 days ago

I love Letterkenney.

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3 days ago

Your terrain makes me look at mine in despair.

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3 days ago

It’s because he still thinks like a mediocre platoon leader.

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3 days ago

Harp the cat just jumped up on my game table and looked for the most irreplaceable thing on it.

He then preceded to puke on my hand bound, hand stitched, made with my own two hands campaign notebook.

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3 days ago

Uhhhhhh

And I make that disbelieving utterance as a Bloomington native.

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3 days ago

He is so fucking stupid.

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3 days ago

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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3 days ago

And my fighting trousers.

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3 days ago
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a cartoon character is holding a remote control in front of a building ALT: a cartoon character is holding a remote control in front of a building
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3 days ago

We could have had electric transport fueled by wind and solar.

But some shitbags had to make billions, instead.

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4 days ago

What if you were an O6 with a net worth of $1mill, thus demonstrating personal excellence or some shit like that?

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4 days ago

Probably should have hazed him more.

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4 days ago
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4 days ago

How did the Leadership Artist make Major?

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4 days ago

A key question would be under what authorities the Guard would be operating under. State or Federal?

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5 days ago

(Waves hand frantically). Is it Lieutenant Commander Lot Lizard o Captain Amphibious Lizard thing?

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5 days ago

So let me get this straight: our strategic objective is preserve the free flow of commerce through the Straits?

And why is shipping threatened there again?

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5 days ago

Plus BAH. Win/win

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6 days ago

I really need the stupid to stop.

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1 week ago

Caltrops for all!

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1 week ago

It’s less humor and more like weaponized bad jokes.

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1 week ago

Jesus wept

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1 week ago

We have to deal with the Savage Tide, first. Oerth ain’t gonna save itself.

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