Daddy Senpai

All I know is that's one palace I have no interest in visiting

FIFA Peace Prize?
Good god does anyone have a spine anymore?

#fifa #fifapeaceprize
#sportsball

Seriously?!
Wow...

Tonight’s dinner:
Bangers and Mash.

Sorta. I’m American…I tried.

Homemade smashed potatoes with butter and almond milk, seasoned.
With a side of Beyond Sausage and corn.

#vegan #vegancook #veganchef
#bangersandmash #british #beyond
#beyondsausage

After months and months of supporting ICE "backlash might be brewing" against companies running ads and offering monetary help.

Might be brewing......

The president still has around a 36% approval rate after EVERYTHING.

This country is broken.

A Democrat in office won't fix it.

Maybe things would feel better if there wasn't so much "You better stop or we're going to maybe possibly do something...we mean it this time!" and "will you please please pretty please knock it off..." in the face of the continuous mountainous pile of illegal bullshit.

It really is a shame we'll never be able to overthrow the Murdoch's and the decades long damage they've done, and continue to do, to this country.

I'm honestly surprised that other countries haven't banded together to fight back against us yet.

We're helping a tyrant, we're bombing innocent people in boats in other countries waters.

How much is the world going to sit back and take?

Is it all just billionaire corrupt like us?

Happy "White People Stole Some Land And Then Have The Audacity To Call Other People Immigrants" Day!

Tonight’s dinner:

Goulash (or at least my take on it)

#goulash #vegan

*swipes left on his Kindle*

Gal Gadot is a bad actress who's more wooden than the spoon I use to stir my spaghetti sauce.

Both Bush's did it for the exact same reason. It's Republican tradition at this point.

Except Trump isn't from an oil family killing innocent people to make his family richer.

He's killing innocent people because he knows he can.

We got a new Strong Bad Email!

Perhaps there's hope in the world yet.

#strongbad #homestarrunner

You know what...I'm just gonna come out and say it:

20 year old Bill Gates was hot as hell.

I find it fascinating that it's always almost 40% of people that are gullible. A poll in England showed that number, this poll in Canada, and the ones here in America.

I wonder how many other unfortunate similarities we share.

Being hit by a drunk driver, almost dying, and leaving my body so messed up and in chronic pain every single day that I can no longer function normally enough to have a regular job.

I'm basically Mr. Glass.

We're still in one mate.

Absolutely wear them.

He's a snake.
Of course he can be charmed.

Look, I'm not saying that Samsung's generative AI is racist, but I am saying that all of the animals it let's me draw that I'm allergic to just so happen to always be white.

#generativeAI #AI

So I don't think I can finish Ready Player One. I made it 17 pages in and it's easily one of the worst books I've ever read.

How was this a bestseller?

#readyplayerone #ernestcline
#atleastthemoviehadtyesheridanforeyecandy

As a former professional photographer I'm very excited to have a new phone with an amazing camera to use. But then I remember...

I don't really go outside
I don't have any friends
I'm a homebody

So I guess look forward to pictures of my air purifier...

I don't like to body shame anyone, but the something wrong with Mark Zuckerberg's head.

When you don't want to doomscroll anymore, but you also don't want to get out of bed yet...

And yet they are still somehow worshipped and supported....

Preach.
It's going to take more than having a witty social media team to get me to vote for you.

What's frightening is that there is still almost 40% of the American population who think things are absolutely fine.

Today's presidential tweet was totally influenced by the visit from the Saudi Crown Prince.

Cool thing about working from home #1:

You can wear pj's 100%of the time.