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Mystery Entertainer, Magician, Funny Boy
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26.01.2025 15:58 — 👍 26564 🔁 5917 💬 327 📌 256🇺🇸Politicians, judges, corp. media—this is how you skillfully gather sideshow Bob.
Dear Pres. Rump:
Greenland🇬🇱 has been part of the Danish🇩🇰Kingdom 800 yrs. It’s an integrated part of Denmark. It’s not for sale. Let me put it in words you might understand. Mr. Trump F**K🖕🏼off! [Anders Vistisen/🇩🇰MEP]
Just gave myself a Meta-ectomy, made sure I was properly scrubbed and medicated.
I already had a foot out the door. Today, I discovered I was automatically following Pяe$ident McDonald Jail Tяump.
I have left my alter ego, Hans Schultz in place. I’ll need him, on occasion, to vent my ire.
To be fair, Snoop was so high he thought he was performing at roast for the actress who played Mrs. Cunningham on Happy Days.
20.01.2025 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I loved her in Golden girls!
It’s a shame to find out she’s such a prick.
It was all just a dream… and you were there.
And you’re still here.
On my spectrum
04.12.2024 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am not Batman.
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