Vanity Project: Helen Razer and Ross Floate

Maybe we're too dumb to understand sapiosexuals?
That's almost certainly it.

Helen Razer and Ross Floate's Vanity Project:
Making you dumber wherever they fling podcasts at you.
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9:16 format image. Two people. Top is me, a bearded man looking intently at camera. Bottom is a lady so white that you can see when her heart beats. Her eyes are closed and her mouth is open SO WIDE.

Soooooo, I do @vanityprojectpod.bsky.social with tender comrade Helen Razer. We have a chat once a week, commiserating about our aches and pains, and then Helen praises her own indefatigable rack.

The robot in Riverside suggests clips for social, and damn if this image isn’t perfect.

Hey there! Your thanks for this submission are in this week's episode, delivered by a mildly chastened (but not much) Raze. 🎉

Q: What's healthier than cocaine, but worse for the environment?

A: Helen Razer and Ross Floate's VANITY PROJECT

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Have just found a Business Goose in the wild! (Well, Reddit.. which can be pretty wild right? No? Oh ok.)

People used to fart at Ted Cruz:
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I WANT TO BELIEVE

When Captain Handsome has to make a choice, he chooses wisely.

Helen Razer & Ross Floate's Vanity Project: rub it on your skin wherever vats of podcast are available to sample.

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"Why did the novel-reading man disappear?"

The New York Times should have just asked the Vanity Project Brains Trust.
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If Trent Reznor didn't want to leave these kinds of questions open, then perhaps he should have been more precise with his language.

Vanity Project with Helen Razer and Ross Floate.
Slurp it down from your podcast sluice of choice.

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You're so kind! Thank you.

Been a bit on in the Vanity Project workers' collective, but we've got an episode out with the one and only Professor Gary Foley (who is very, very funny).

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Non consensual tickling is fucking assault. Decades ago I told a boyfriend I hated it, and to not do it, so of course he held me down and did it - until I cried. Then he was mortified and overcome with guilt - apologised profusely. Still shits me to think about it and he can still go fuck himself.

What are you going to do? Bring a weapon to a tickle-fight?
Be reasonable.

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I mean, what do •you• call the person you bed down with? vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/06/02/e...

We also discuss Christopher Hitchens getting a pat on the bum from Thatcher, how isolation wasn't all bad for everyone, and Jon "The Hammaconda" Hamm. vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/05/04/e...

YouTube video by Vanity Project How Helen Razer thinks Ross will end his days on Earth

This week on the show, Helen Razer reveals an elaborate but believable prediction for Ross's final days on the planet. youtube.com/shorts/H7jvu...

YouTube video by Vanity Project This week on Vanity Project: being sexy is a curse (with Prof Gary Foley). #garyfoley #helenrazer

If you ask some people (like Prof Gary Foley), they'll tell you that being desirable is a curse. www.youtube.com/shorts/vnwZX...

Oh you're way too kind. Thank you so much!

I think maybe I made a tiktok but I forgot? I need the Limitless Pills.

Oh yeah, we are all about ENGAGEMENT now, kids. Any minute now we'll have a fkn TikTok or some nonsense. www.instagram.com/vanityprojec...

Tell you what though, Captain Handsome will never shit-talk savoury sorbets again. vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/04/13/e...

Is it still illegal to shit-talk Don Bradman? Troubling if so, because Dr Tom Heenan was on the show, eating sorbet, talking Tidy Towns, and dropping some truths about The Don.

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Captain Handsome has been slack with the socials and has been disciplined.

Also, Captain Handsome watched the extended cut of Ridley Scott's Napoleon so you don't have to. vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/04/27/e...

Professor Gary Foley on the show, telling us about Fred Hollows, who told him that he had super-sight, which may or may not be related to having seen Sputnik.

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Oh, Hi @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social — told you I’d get Raze back online somehow!

I won’t recommend software to you. But I will recommend this podcast. Vanity Project.

There is only one correct response to any NPS popup.

Fresh episode of the world's least helpful wellness podcast up now wherever you snort your feeds. vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/03/02/e...

This week's philosophy question: Is it possible to spy on an exhibitionist?

New episode of Vanity Project up now wherever you inhale your podcasts. vanityproject.blubrry.net/2025/03/02/e...

It would probably not surprise you that neither of your favourite adult idiots have children. This is absolutely not because we can't stand the competition for affection. Not at all.

Episode is up on the thing where the things go.
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