Just Kel

Indeed

Once, on the London Underground, after the ‘mind the gap’ announcement an American tourist pipes up & says ‘why don’t they just fix the fucken gap’?!?!

OSCAR PIASTRI TAKES POLE AT IMOLA!!! 💪

#F1 #ImolaGP

Victoria to offer free public transport for children from next year The Victorian government will make public transport free for all children from next year in a bid to relieve cost-of-living pressures.

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Boom

Agreed. No drama, no ego, just extraordinary talent. Tissues needed, their stories get me every time.

Melbourne.

Watched it this evening. What a beautiful program. Their intricate quilts are masterpieces.

Depending which generation you talk to bad actually means good. I think that’s what he was getting at.

We also have a fierce, scary (toy Cavoodle) who protects us from the big ass possum who sits in the same tree every night trolling said dog.

Oh yeah 🥳 he was my local member & this news is sooooo sweeeet *chefs kiss*

First Germany, then Canada, and now Australia. Antifascists are making a global comeback.

Our billionaires will will have to go back to their first love: fighting their kids over the family trust

Soon he’ll be putting cream before jam on scones

Hang on, nutra grain advertises it has protein 🤘

Comedy, you say. When 3 men get paid big money to blurt & giggle through no-prep, sexist, lazy, fake-edgy, literally cockhead-centric, tween-level Andrew Tate-style ‘reaction’ bullshit about women that’s about as fresh as a 1972 prawn.

Bruce Lehrmann is nearly 3 times as likely to be convicted of car theft (16%) than rape (6.5%), according to figures published by the Australian Institute of Criminology.

I’ve had enough with this heat, it’s revolting.

More of this, America.

Actually, I believe babies getting their legs blown off by American bombs is unbearable.

“So poiple say to moi ‘Can things get any worse Michaelia?’ and I say ‘What we need is the strong laydaship the only Poiter Duttin can provide’”
“Only if Gina lets him though Michaelia. Don’t forget that”

It’s a pleasure to get older, some beautiful people I know didn’t. HBD 🥳

This photo* is the most spectacular image of a downburst I've ever seen. Taken from Arthur's Seat on the Mornington Peninsula outside Melbourne yesterday.

*Not my photo. Copyright Toby Anderson via Facebook www.facebook.com/share/15ZWEv...

Watch the moment lightning struck a British Airways plane parked at Sao Paulo's international airport in Brazil, forcing the flight to delay its takeoff for several hours.

They always try to make these things look smaller on the TV news, but, ya know, good luck with that

I’m Melbournian & like to micro dose throughout the day

I’m sure this image was created with AI