This is great advice.
01.03.2026 16:27 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0@tcparker.bsky.social
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This is great advice.
01.03.2026 16:27 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
You're lovely β€οΈ
(I'm VERY excited about the potential recs...)
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Anything can be "just a phase" when you don't bother to engage with any adults in the communities you're slandering
And any "proof" you hold up can be evidence of your argument if you don't bother getting it peer-reviewed
SUZANNE MOORE Gender dysphoria is just a phase. Hilary Cass has proof
Suzanne Moore now needs to recycle the old βjust a phaseβ trope used by homophobic bigots in the 20th Century.
And relying on the totally discredited Cass Review for this drivel is utter desperation.
Maybe itβs because Iβm a colonial historian but so many of these white nation states seem to behave exactly like they did in the 19th century: βyour leaders arenβt right for you,β βweβre only killing you/colonizing you/installing puppet leaders for your own goodβ
01.03.2026 12:27 β π 3207 π 912 π¬ 31 π 32"Itβs weird that what Iβm feeling now is so much worse than when I stood at Momβs grave, but it is. Maybe because all thatβs in the graveyard is a body she left behind two years ago, and inside these rooms part of her is still alive. I need to see that part, and Iβm not sure I want to." - The Erstwhile Tyler Kyle
"The shape of something white and flat glints before me. Teeth. The ground rolls. Iβm standing on a tongue. The lips part slowly, letting in a ghostly light that feels like a sheet against my skin. Itβs the light of the monsters in the forest, hypnotic, almost audible in its brightness. I stare until the image sharpens, until the breeze tickles my skin and Iβm not inside the mouth anymore, but on a road watching Nor walk into the forest." - The Erstwhile Tyler Kyle
"The glow of the bearsβ eyes is so beautiful, so peaceful. And how bad would it be, really, to be devoured? To know your small death would feed an army of forest critters? What other meaning could I hope to find out there in the big scary world, being alive? Living is hard. It takes so much effort. To die, all I have to do is stand here and wait. And beautiful. Dear God will it be beautiful. Jaws clamped around my neck, the beatbeatbeat of my heart, the beatbeatbeat, the beatbeatbeat of my heart, the beat beat beat of my heart, the beat beat . . . .beat . . . hey The jaws closing, the puncture of thin skin, the pulse of blood down the neck, claws raised to swipe open my chest, my ribcage, my heart Swipe right for supper And Iβll melt over time into the earth and the pine needles, diffused into root and moss, and the trees will sing songs of me, and the words they make will sound like heyheyhey." - The Erstwhile Tyler Kyle
"It never stops being weird, someone being there and then suddenly not, like you could step into yesterday and find them walking to the corner store, or if you tilt your head at exactly the right angle youβll see them in your living room watching The Day the Earth Stood Still. They pat the seat beside them, like they caught your reflection in the screen, but it was just a shadow, and you snap out of each otherβs worlds the way we forget even our most vivid dreams in the haze of morning. It feels like theyβve existed longer than they havenβt, though the reverse is true. Sometimes, it happens even with people who are still alive, and the pull inside you when you glimpse a stranger who looks like them, almost, until they turn around or speak or crook their elbow all wrong is like a hand clasped and then severed at the wrist." - The Erstwhile Tyler Kyle
Thanks so much for this!
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With apologies to anyone who's followed me recently for takes on British politics...
I'm in the market today for some Discworld fanfiction - specifically Granny Weatherwax/Mrs Palm
(Not erotica; my tastes, as Mrs Palm herself might say, don't run that way. Just a bit of in-universe expansion)
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Embrace the legacy media paywall. It's nature's way of telling you not to eat that poison fungus
01.03.2026 10:45 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
28.02.2026 18:53 β π 23321 π 5913 π¬ 141 π 63Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen, sitting alone on the surface of Mars.
It is 1991. I am 15 years old. The US has gone to war in the Middle East.
It is 2003. I am 27 years old. The US has gone to war in the Middle East.
It is 2026. I'm too old for this shit. The US has gone to war in the Middle East.
What a weaselly, grotesque little ballsack our PM is
You know who else can "end this right now," Keith?
The psychopath bastards bombing primary schools
I'll say this for Laura: she's consistent
28.02.2026 18:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
She DID also note that they both seemed to quite enjoy being politicians
It's that level of attention to detail, I assume, that really pushes her up into the Β£400k pa bracket
BBE INDEPTH Polanski and Farage don't agree. But they have more in common than you might think 1 hour ago Laura Kuenssberg > Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg One is a former stockbroker from the south who, by his own proud admission, loves smoking, drinking and women. The other's a proud vegan, gay, northern former actor, who told me he'd never drunk a drop. But the jubilant Zack Polanski and Nigel Farage have rather a lot in common.
Laura K and BBC News editorial in full-on meltdown mode now, by the looks of it
"Soft-left socialism? Fascism, basically"
(Spoiler, so you don't have to endure what I just read: the thing they have in common is they're both leaders of political parties in the UK, and sometimes on the telly)
Am badly paraphrasing Buffy here, but they'd do it for a chocolate bar
They *like* killing brown people. No pretext is too flimsy
Using boilerplate messaging that would use for George Galloway about Hannah Spencer personally & how she will approach being an MP is tin eared, graceless, implausible to the immediate audience (Labour MPs) and esp the broader one (Labour waverers/switchers) underpinned by the wrong strategy
27.02.2026 20:57 β π 465 π 92 π¬ 16 π 8To preserve the integrity of free and fair elections, voting eligibility is restricted hereafter to forty-shilling freeholder male persons of good character, encumbered by neither family nor dependents
28.02.2026 09:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every time I see either of these men:
28.02.2026 08:17 β π 147 π 38 π¬ 1 π 0Excellent read! Highly recommend. As a Social Worker with a background in sociology, I love the sociological narrative of the story. Thank you, @tcparker.bsky.social
28.02.2026 03:32 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you so much!
28.02.2026 08:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have your mum and mine been chatting? Because *all* of this feels... very familiar π€£
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Private schools lose legal challenge over VAT changes Vanessa Clarke Senior education reporter 27 February 2026, 16:47 GMT # 947 Comments Updated 25 minutes ago
Ambassador, you're spoiling us with today's glut of good news!
27.02.2026 18:35 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
πΆ If you're talking UK birth rates, that's a block
If you're talking UK birth rates, that's a block
If your proof is speculation
If you're tracking ovulation
And you're talking UK birth rates, that's a block πΆ
They have, as my Irish partner would say, lost the run of themselves
27.02.2026 16:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is no replacement for actual subject-matter expertise.
27.02.2026 15:44 β π 414 π 69 π¬ 7 π 3Lucy Powell MP O @lucympowell.bsky.social Follow The result in Gorton and Denton is very disappointing. We will reflect, act & continue to learn lessons in the coming days & weeks. Today, I want to thank Angeliki Stogia for her energy & positivity over the campaign, the brilliant Labour staff & thousands of volunteers who worked their socks off. 12:54 PM β’ Feb 27, 2026 & Some people can reply 10 reposts 51 likes 1 save
Dickensian narrator:
But Labour, who did NOT learn lessons...