Chris Johnson

Rümeysa Öztürk describes the library in the prison where she was held for 45 days for co-authoring an op-ed

@surelyyoujess.bsky.social Aww, thank you, Jess! It was a really chill day and honestly perfect.

I hope you're doing well on your end! I'd love to catch up at some point. 🎂

I bet it's fucking garlic.

Image of King Arthur pulling a sword from a stone. Says "making sure that my banana bread is cooked all the way."

:) #baking #legend

<the next day> Innermost planet sued by Disney

LOL

Needlework that says “this too shall pass but like holy fuck”

Stumbled upon this in my photos and it seems so incredibly fitting for these times we find ourselves in.

Normally, orange chicken and taco in one place would be a banger.

10/10 for me but some of them required a pretty careful look. The analysis of what to look for in each was useful, though there’s no guarantees the “tells” will persist as the image generator algorithms improve, and even now not all generated images have them.

And this is just the first step. They’ll keep restricting it further once this gets traction.

Occasionally, following the Saucy Mare’s footsteps really is the ethical choice.

Trash knows trash.

Make it fly out of Newark...

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🔭 Gaia Reconstructs a Side View of our Galaxy

Illustration Credit: ESA, Gaia, DPAC, Stefan Payne-Wardenaar

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GOOD NEWS! Moderna’s combination COVID/influenza vaccine candidate mRNA-1083 has OUTPERFORMED the current standalone vaccines for BOTH viruses in a large (8000+) Phase III trial. A combination vaccine would make it easier for people to get vaccinated against COVID and influenza at the same time. 🧪🧵⬇️

What a ghoul.

LMFAO

Instant reskeet. (I know the law...) :)

Beautiful! It looks so calm.

He's trying to establish precedent.

a screenshot of the shelf awareness newsletter featuring a picture of the ghoulish chalkboard

you guys.. we made today's @shelf-awareness.com newsletter 😈

More like a SHINGLE REASON, amirite?

Seriously, vaccines rule. Thanks.

If a stranger posts about how happy a silly little pleasure made them and your response is to be an asshole and make fun of them it’s time to re-examine your whole life.

It’s 2025. We no longer shit on other people’s joy if it’s not hurting anyone else. This is loser behavior.

Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.

(chortle)

1) #elbowsup

2)Vote strategically, for whoever will beat the tory, ie against Poilievre

3) FUCK DONALD TRUMP

It's Election Day in Canada. Get out and vote. #canpoli