Each person who won #TheTraitorsUS represents the level of effort you could give in a high school group project

I've been watching American reality TV for the better part of 25 years. And maybe this is a bit of a hot take.

But I don't think I've seen something as big for the genre as the rise of #TheTraitorsUS since the first episode of Survivor.
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My “singing with tears streaming down my face” song since Sophomore year

THIS KILLED ME!💀💀💀
ALANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
#TheTraitorsUS

Stolen from the other app via Instagram

Y’all are missing out if you’re not a @bistrohuddy.bsky.social patron! Today’s video was so funny. The tea is spilling……

Clean version ✨

Do you ever meet someone and think “wow, it must be so hard to navigate life when you’re that much of a bitch?”

My pediatrician told me I “look like the kind of mom who follows BigLittleFeelings” and I can’t decide if to was a compliment or a burn

the correct way to pronounce "pantomime" is "panto" because the mime is silent

Ok but how do I explain to normal people why I was humming “Fish said to cast more hotties” at work today. #wandoff #survivor47 @robhasapodcast.bsky.social

Teeny’s screenshot of a Genevieve exit interview about how Teeny explained “mother” to her and the interviewer tells Genevieve to ask Teeny to send her the edit of Rachel and Genevieve set to “Girl, So Confusing”

Lmao obsessed with everything about this.

How in 2024, the year of our Lord (I mean Jeff), is there a pertussis outbreak at my place of work??? GET YALLS DTAPS PEOPLE!

I’m so happy to have been a part of this era, with you through grainy livestreams, on the days I got to see it live… It truly was the highlight of my life.

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This Black Friday there are 4 groups of people waiting outside my small town grocery store for it to open at 8:00 am 😂
Half price toys and donuts for the win

Just finished this week’s #Survivor episode and I just want to REALLY spread the Caroline love! Her chat with Sue/confessional about how much this game means to her, her perspective of Genevieve, and then her comments at Tribal were so good to watch. She’s the kind of friend I’d want in real life

Love Hard is so underrated!

Marcus Mumford and his twang 🤠

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Hello my favorite Skeeters!
My partner needs people to do a survey about a project in his Masters class! It’s about Audible, but experience is not required!

Thank you in advance for helping this holiday break be wayyy less stressful 🙏🏼

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my skips on every taylor album
Not afraid to speak my truth!

💚 A Perfectly Good Heart
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💜Innocent, Superman
❤️Sad, Beautiful, Tragic, Girl at Home, Haunted
🩵 Bad Blood
🖤…so it goes
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🩶 peace, epiphany
🤎dorothea
💙snow on the beach, question…?
🤍 fresh out the slammer, how did it end

Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.

(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).

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Woman*. It’s early 🤦🏻‍♀️

10 and 21!

It’s cute! Still early, but the writing flows well. The protagonist is a woken in her 40s, different than what I usually read, so I’m enjoying that

Sol can GET IT! Literally gasped when he walked into tribal

Definitely the green!

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨ bookish checkpoint ୧⋆｡

last book read: The Road to Station X
✧ your current read: Antique Hunter’s Guide to Murder
✧ last book added to your tbr: Nice Girls Don’t Get the Corner Office
✧ next anticipated read: The Well of Ascension

quote with yours!
#booksky
#books
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