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michael lutz

@ztul.bsky.social

"warrenisdead". he/him. boston-ish. phd thinking about media and making podcasts for @rangedtouch.bsky.social. writer and narrative designer. Project C for @halfmermaid.co inquiries: j.michael.lutz at gmail

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DR. HOUSE: no. the monkeys need to jump on the bed to live

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Few people know that The Love Bug (1968) was actually a documentary

07.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This post gets it EXACTLY right. At the end of the day, we DON'T KNOW how consciousness works! Therefore ANYTHING might be conscious, and in fact, LIKELY IS. All things have experienced the world in their own way and humanity is merely one throat frayed to bleeding by the wordless scream of history!

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Groovy, baby!

07.03.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like i suppose yes instead of developing a new technology you could do something like "throw the material underpinnings of american car culture into total chaos"

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this was an idle joke a year ago but what with current events and so on i think there is now a legitimate chance that by the time this game releases whatever world it is satirizing will be so dead its genre might as well be fantasy

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you ever look back with immense sorrow and pity at the needlessly bitter but intensely pursued agendas of people trapped in a world they don't realize is preparing to die in a frenzy

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matt berry as todd rivers as doctor sanchez

matt berry as todd rivers as doctor sanchez

you and he were on ..... cohost, wrrn't you

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There are reports that the United States may have opened the tomb and found it reeking!

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so true from JCO

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man looks like they made a Frankenstein out of a whole anime club

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check it out y'all

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wait no this is actually incredible youraislopbores.me

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If too many tourists flee the beach due to shark attacks, our economy will be ruined! This is where the tourist containment barriers come into play

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you see they had just invented drinking from the hose, it was seen as kind of a weird thing to do. and it sort of sucked but it was novel. then they made the hose bigger so everyone could drink from it, and the water had never been great but now they were actively poisoning it. but i have a toleranc

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graduating high school and immediately breaking off all contact with your friends in the year below you

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spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET: THE MAGICIAN IS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE'S ALSO A DAD

spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET: THE MAGICIAN IS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE'S ALSO A DAD

"QUIET" https://bonequest.com/9850

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A791.8
Rainbow comes out
of an anthill.

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Whilst I was decoupling the surrey a common guttersnipe ran up and handed me this letter, Mr. Minerve, saying it was for your eyes onlyβ€”I tried to ask him who from, but he had already climbed the nearest rainspout and skipped away over the rooftops

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the dream.... unfolds.....

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whole milk in the Freestyle machine

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butt birth rhino from Ace Ventura auction

butt birth rhino from Ace Ventura auction

who wants to go in on the butt birth rhino from ace ventura when nature calls with me? we can put together a google calendar to share custody

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#ShelvedbyGenre #LordoftheYear

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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 14

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 14

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i think what i am seeing is continuing ripples from the other day when people started roasting the guy who was using claude on his projects, if you happened to catch that

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