michael lutz

A crossover inspired mainly by the fact that my wife misheard “Ra’s al Ghul” as “Roz al Ghul.”

always awesome when my wife does the grocery shopping because she usually leaves the receipts in the bags and puts them on the floor for me to play with/tear up

Would you mind getting it done post-haste and forthwith? Unless forthwith is too— Unless that’s too much? Post-haste will be fine, I’m sure. And hey, if you happen to do it forthwith, also? I won’t tell anyone. Sorry. No, that’s terrible. Sorry. I’ll just do it.

Joe Pera things are going on

we have many things here that I enjoy. snails. spirals. pottery. a tunnel. a lighthouse. spirals. my favorite place, dragonfly pond. my best friend shuichi. and spirals.

*Joe Pera voice* this is kurozu-cho, where i grew up. i would like to share with you the, the strange events. that took place here.

one of the reasons i keep my windows open at night is that, often, at around 2 am, i hear a man's anguished, horrified screaming. not sure it's the same man but it's usually the same scream

E495.1
Ghostly marriage party.

Get out of my Ireland
And into my car

He drove the snakes out of Ireland and into my arms

that is really what it is

happens if you spend enough time in the kitchen. you realize that's what it is. if you love it and care for it right, that's really what it is.

mario is going to kill luigi #supermariokinslayer

may the kinslayer be with you

mickey mouse no shoes REAL authorized canon number of toes OFFICIAL

Kicked out of the zoo for saying "the creator's barely disguised fetish" at every enclosure,

Brb building Rome. Should be done tomorrow

i just spent about half an hour on the massachusetts tax website trying to figure out how to make a payment on one of my accounts, which was very hard despite there being a clear balance due, and it turns out i needed to go into my settings and give myself access to the button i click to pay. sure.

[teen girl squad voice] CHLOROFORMED!!!!

"i guess that's possible but then what the fuck is going on with his apartment"

putting this in the front

gotta be honest was really on the verge of losing my mind trying to math this out in my head

we love a man who you look at and think "that's right, sometimes you wonder if you picked the right shirt for the day. that's My Experience"

my faithful Mr. Kash Patel.....

Every year, an estimated one million U.S. babies are born with the condition known as "Rockabilly"

a cool metaphor I saw today was this bleached, disintegrating husk of a wasp that got stuck in the display of a gas station pump and died there

"spanish bioshock but with catholic statues and your gun shoots your own blood"