wil the dadtrooper (fka DrLiam)

Thousands of free agent defensive football players in this world, and of course my team’s job posting #1 requirement is “MUST SPEAK FLUENT ESPERANTO”

Cancel the search party, Keon’s been sighted

Rookie got torched

Coward

one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny

Congrats to Andrew Cuomo on getting embarrassed in an election twice in one year, GOAT loser status

She’s milquetoast af but at least she’s not Shitarelli

Can’t believe the Sabres were so distraught about Mamdani winning they lost the game

Penis Cheney died

Cole Bishop legacy game

Shit.

lol someone teach Cook how to slide

Jim Nantz is pissed that Mahomes got picked off

October Josh has returned

Keon I am begging you to get some YAC

Legitimately surprised they didn’t called RTP on Hoecht

Josh looks like a different player compared to the last few weeks

Ah dang

I’m not even a baseball fan and I’m stressin

At this point, I welcome teenagers emptying the candy bucket into their backpack at 8:45pm

Whoever wins, we all win

Universal Frequencybased Asynchronous Receiver/Transmitter

Happy Goth Christmas

Kulich needs some confidence

FTR I was referring to the first Sabres goal which was just a series of turnovers by both teams that ended up in the net

Straight up peewee hockey shit

That was the dumbest goal ever I love it

Rooting for Ohtani to hit 2 dingers and throw a no-no through 8, and then for the bullpen to blow the lead for a Blue Jays win, let’s go.

Lmao the funniest interception followed by the funniest touchdown