Emily Ward

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JANUARY 25TH 7:30 PM
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(in my defense this time I’ve been in chronic pain all week and depressed about the state of everything in the world so it all piled up on this one thing but goddamn!!!!)

Can’t believe I cried real tears AGAIN about a competitive reality show’s elimination results within the same fiscal year #bb27 #TheTraitorsUS

I truly don’t think I would be so upset about these murders if Colton & Michael weren’t still in the castle. Even if they weren’t terrible people, they are taking up so much space that I feel like I barely know anything about how the majority of the players are feeling about the game. #TheTraitorsUS

Let’s get this up to 11!

Oh no

now that my TikTok account isn’t banned or restricted I’m trying to use it more and I posted a longer deep dive of this tiktok.com/t/ZThdtANBU/

“crude humor and satire” ???? moi????? 😜

I love that The Music Man was my first watch of 2025 (iykyk)

my @letterboxd.social year in review 🤘🍿🤘

they did it again this year 😂😂😂

E.W. ... flip each to the left… 33

it really beefed new ground

btw I was listening to part 2 on a very stressful drive through a rainstorm yesterday and “ground beefing” genuinely was making me laugh so hard it was dangerous

do you think the Pop-Tart who escaped deserves to live?

sound off in the replies

Got told I’m “ruining Christmas” ; merry Christmas everyone

The most honest part of It’s A Wonderful Life is when Bert the cop tries to murder George Bailey just for causing a scene in public

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Merry Christmas Eve Wompsters, we eating good this morning

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hopefully this tip helps! I’m frustrated for you!!!

I’ve accidentally done a deep dive on your iTunes/AM issue (also bc my dad wants a solution similar to yours) and it sounds like something like this software would be better for what you need (the Origin version specifically). Might even sync folders in iTunes

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also I wish I could buy @scottaukerman.bsky.social professional DJ software or whatever and personally spend all the time to re-do his entire music library so he doesn’t have deal with this nonsense himself bc it’s so stupid that Apple has made it unusable

I love how it always works out that this drops the day I’m driving home ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I definitely should’ve went in on it with someone but I’ll be paying it off for a hot minute instead

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I’m not trying to knock the video podcast format bc I think sometimes it’s super valuable (like AOAOAOA; or Doughboys where they try the food on the ep, etc.) but man not everything needs to be that!!! And then to make it exclusive?! That SUCKS

I’ve spent my last 12 hours watching “The Look” eps of AOAOAOA… those are SO good on video! I’m fine with that because it’s easily accessible in the same way the audio feed would be!

if they made the video feed a cost AND did pure video bits that would SUCK and get ready bc that’s what this will be

It’s also crazy knowing exactly what led to this and how fucking stupid it is… we’re gonna let Netflix monopolize all of our media now bc of ad dollars … crazy work