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Wet Luzinski is the poet laureate of http://thegoodphight.com, a blog about the Philadelphia Phillies. He also plays and coaches Ultimate.

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With 2 HRs last night, Kyle Schwarber:

βœ… passes Bernie Williams for 3rd most in postseason history (23)

βœ… passes Bryce Harper for most in #Phillies postseason history (14)

βœ… ties Ryan Howard with 58 total HRs in a season (regular + postseason)

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09.10.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Phillies starting off game 3 with a bunt attempt y’know for a goof

09.10.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy anniversary to the missus

09.10.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Russian nesting doll Pat Burrell needs three wins to be whole

Russian nesting doll Pat Burrell needs three wins to be whole

Russian nesting doll Pat Burrell needs two wins to be whole

Russian nesting doll Pat Burrell needs two wins to be whole

How Russian nesting doll Pat Burrell started the evening

How it’s going

09.10.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

/chanting/
Beat the traffic πŸ‘πŸ‘, πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

09.10.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too soon?

09.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With throwback unis or I riot

09.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shine the Kruk Light

09.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is time for bullpennery

09.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SON OF DEEP INTO THE NIGHT

09.10.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thomson has failed to supplicate himself to Base Ba’al

09.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

/stress yawning/

09.10.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The ingrown unknown

09.10.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s as if the Bader injury was the stitch that unraveled this entire team

09.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

That was 1977 and 1978 again

07.10.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Suck it Davey Lopes

07.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please savage Treinen in the most hilarious way possible

07.10.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Should be a ban on ballpark closer entrance theatrics unless the score is tied or a save situation.

07.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

17 straight retired for JesΓΊs Luzardo

GET.
THIS.
MAN.
SOME.
RUNS.

06.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Dodgers fans may want to give Trea Turner a standing ovation

06.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Edmundo understood the assignment not to dishonor Roy

06.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The consultant is always the fantasy, sir. The operational leader is the one who endures.

06.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I coach high school Ultimate Frisbee. It is a niche sport where you call your own fouls, most of them close cousins to pass interference. It *mostly* works, though this is beside a corollary point: in certain school districts this is what the doctors permit their own kids to play competitively.

05.10.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is ungovernable and over-legislated. As Carlin put it, it is brief bouts of violence punctuated by committee meetings. The college game is arguably worse. Underpinning all of it is a deeply problematic ethical horror show involving CTE.

05.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Baum penalty wouldn’t be so aggravating except for all the times Hurts has gotten polished off in the same way.

05.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Doesn’t seem like it helps at all when one of the starting OL goes out, which seems as if it’s happened every game so far.

05.10.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The zebras run amok, sir

05.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sheesh

05.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With a 2-TD lead the Eagles will go with David Robertson at QB

05.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Going

05.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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