Wet Luzinski

What if - just off frame - Lane Johnson was hooked up to this

Are you ::pinky to lips:: POSITIVE?

It somehow will feel equally icky if Harper bounces back or if he doesn’t.

This is a total stab in the dark for my #phillies fan friends out there.

Ages ago (15+ years) the Phils sold this Phanatic ornament. My brother and his family had one they loved, but lost along with everything else in the CA fires last year. I can't find one anywhere online.

Anyone have any leads?

It’s like a Pennsylvania rom com!

Never deny the Hitchbot allegations

Shapiro benefits from having Fetterman around, sir.

Sir, I didn’t follow the confirmation hearings and wonder if this open disparagement of the conventions came up.

With the co-opting of the Christian messianic origin story into the narco-meterological-monarchical guild-busting toy distribution scheme, the ensuing revanchist coup was no match for whatever limited power the fledgling citizen democracy that governed Sombertown could muster.

Discuss.
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Subsequent arrest and imprisonment of Kringle-Claus is undone only with the cooperation of the narco-meteorological terrorist gang leader, Winter Warlock, who orchestrated a drug-fueled jailbreak using flying reindeer under the influence of the drug “magic corn.”
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So you can understand the existential threat and ensuing legal constraints placed on the toys, which predictably was escalated and retaliated by the monarchical toy-gang (whose funding sources are never fully explained) up to and including home invasion and open bribery of the Citizen Master
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The reprogrammed Claus uses an alias to flood Sombertown with guild-busting behavior, flooding the town with toys that exclusively promoted cis-gendered stereotypes and militaristic and presumably monarchical themes.
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We know only by connotation that the Citizen-Master/Master-Citizen of Sombertown enjoyed popular support, controlled the local militia, and that order was kept via rule of law, attention to chores, and universal education.
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The baby Claus is instead discovered by an elven exile collective with an amorphous family structure who we discover later are closeted monarchists and home schoolers.

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Our lens is wholly influenced via an unfortunate administrative accident on the way to the orphanage, whose quality and certifications/governmental support are not explained or known.

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I’ve been thinking about the problematic political realities of Sombertown in “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.”
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It’s not nearly as fun to point out that the Eagles are fair to middling without Lane Johnson, and with him and up to two other guys on the OL dinged up to high heaven every game, they’re apt to suck pretty bad.

And yet

Open net shot from a far circle.

Dudes in suits and topcoats using the shared desk to spell words

Snow football update: Dudes in suits and topcoats using the shared desk to spell words

You suck, McBain!

This feels like it could be a meme

Don’t give them a single extra point than they deserved.

Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz’s “An Indigenous Peoples’ History of the United States” is very good as an intro (there’s a young reader edition too). Also Pekka Hamaleinen’s “Indigenous Continent” is more detailed but a strong book.

Our new “Tobias Harris for me?” moment

Make it make sense

Barkley and Hurts were the only two Eagles rushers today

Eagles offense featured two runners today.

Phillies Black Friday
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Eagles Black Friday

There are few certainties in life, sir. We should take better comfort in them.

Regardless, the Bears have shoved it down the Eagles’ throats, but a few of these plays could have given the Eagles the ball more