Wet Luzinski

The scent of the unwashed drawers of the 76ers waft through Charlotte tonight.

Ron, quick follow-up: Does the President know if Lewandowski prefers to eat out?

When you choose to follow „Der Spiegel” noting your Göring-style foppery by hiding your street trigger men, you invite questions, sir.

What if you knew him, sir, and found him dead on the ground?

The part about the binder clip portrayed an increasingly angry and dangerous version of Abe Simpson, sir.

The words “budget” and “politics” are often interchangeable, sir.

Worked well for Penn State

It’s kind of a shame that Indiana’s been in the football wilderness for so long to be rewarded with such tragic merch. OTOH the rest of the country will be able to spot Hoosiers in public wearing it for the next 50 years.

Interception Giftopoulos!

Malachi Toney is such a prototypical Kansas City Chiefs.

Wait we’re driving a Mercedes off an icy cliff now wth was that

Foles got the Pats in trouble, sir.

The 250th is almost fated to flop in Philadelphia like the Bicentennial, sir. History really does rhyme.

Sir, the David French column in the Times was worth a read.

I’m curious what the Hyundai focus group told them about the ad featuring a family of color gets passed by a white motorcyclists in the middle of nowhere

I always felt like fire hoses would have dispersed J6 more effectively. Hypothermia sets in fast under 45F.

I am sorry for your loss (but not theirs).

The trick is not to let the Sixers bother you.

The Offseason of the Not Elite

The subset of stat-savant fans (who fetishized James and Lewis) to try to maximize the amount of talent you could get for the least amount of money who in turn tried to understand what teams and owners were worth were invariably stumped, sir. The average fan can’t really fathom a billion dollars.

There is no possible world in which Manfred isn’t carrying the piss bucket for his overlords, sir.

Network: mad as hell, not gonna take it anymore

We need a hero for our time, sir.

It’s the hothead 4th starters
and big mad safeties on also-ran teams that are likeliest to cause brawls and get your starters hurt, sir.

Can the Eagles hire Tyrese Maxey as offensive coordinator or

Without Lane Johnson, the offensive line needs retooling.

Poetic that we were done in by a play the Eagles offense would never.

We are in Late Window stage in either clubhouse, sir.

Upon review- even worse after Hurts was tackled on 2d down. Seemed like a good time to reset.

So weird they didn’t call a timeout after getting the first down with Smith