Low and dishonest, the way the U.S. likes it these days.
Mans just said: “These young men have been dreaming of putting on their country's uniform their whole lifes.”
#metaphor
If one of these guys mentioned “This Land is Your Land” by Woody Guthrie I might have melted. (Also are there any POC on team USA?)
The prayer from Yale at the buzzer was very, very close.
All season every time I watched Penn’s men’s bball team they folded like a pup tent. Until today!
This makes me both happy and also wistfully, bemusedly sad.
They miss a lot of obvious nuance to the game. Didn’t even mention Soroka not covering first, saying “my bad” to his infielders.
Imagining the United States is the problem and not the solution.
When it comes to baseball, of course.
I like Yamamoto a lot, sir, but Sánchez has been on that level. I hope he can sustain his 2025 success.
Giggling to myself at the goofy swings Cris Sánchez is getting already
What are the defamation laws like in Phlorida, sir?
Will he have to certify the midterms, sir?
As a Pennsylvanian, sir, all I’ll add to this discourse is that six years is a helluva long time.
There’s man all over for you, sir, blaming his shoes for the faults of his feet.
Union: “Our mascot gets routinely dropped from the group chat.”
Wait - looking at the hands, I wonder. Did they repurpose the lawsuit Phanatic costume as Phoebe? Or the one for his latest Galapagueñoan consort?
Imagine if that were your child, sir.
Schlock and Aww, sir.
Let’s not forget the bulletin board material for the D-Backs. Good times.
/default sentence starter/
How the hell is it that the Sixers ____________
The optics of people on the staircase walking by this scrum as if there were somewhere much more important to get to appeals to my metaphorical sensibility, sir.
(Ghetto/underprivileged ethnicit(ies) coded, traditionally. Just depends on the era.) Because of the influx of Central and South American players in later years, and because sister said so: Catholic.
Sir, have Ron keep a line open for Kermit.
Leo has a touch of Elliott Ness in him, doesn’t he, sir.
If only 2 out of 5 pitches he’ll see are strikes, that leaves no margin at all to chase for a batter who is *desperate* to hit the ball hard. (That pretty well describes a Harper at bat.)
Instead of a strike, sir, this play makes me wonder if the MLBPA might try a European -style work action like committing to play the first Monday of the month games like this, or agree to leave the bats on their shoulders in the first.
“If you can get interested in curling, try opera!”
Philadelphia 2026 Winter Olympics: We Goin’ Skittchin
The Opening and Closing Ceremonies are a phenomenal way to let the theater kids confound the jocks.
