Brian Winkeler

Email from Chick Fil a. The subject is "One final cup. One classic meal."

Why does this email from Chick Fil A make it sound like I'm about to die

A character in a TBS sitcom was named after me.

Dang, Marc. That looks fantastic.

Boomers lived the best version of the American dream and never let anyone have it again

Art Young cartoon, 1915. Uncle Sam, snorting furiously, stands atop the world, holding several big guns, bombs, and an open poison gas canister. Caption: Looking for Peace.

1915

TBH the U.S. is a pretty shit satan.

Receiving a hand-addressed envelope from New Jersey in my mail always provides a welcome escape.

For a minute I was like, wow, the kid from ‘Rookie of the Year’ grew up tough.

"I'd leave it for a minute, if I were you"

eXistenZ is when I realized Cronenberg’s whole thing just ain’t for me.

Just once I’d like to see a documentary about a cult that has a nice ending.

Too much town, not enough Quaker.

Filet-O-Fish

B A N A N A S

And the name of that ball? “Steve Rude’s Pencils.”

Reddit ad for an "artificial intelligence lawyer"

Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

Been excited about this since Gabe told me about it early last year. Can’t wait to see how it all comes together.

Goddamn does DC have an insanely talented design team.

"Toy Story 5" needs to end with Jessie blowing up all the AI data centers.

Maybe at the next “No Kings” march we could point out to America that we do have a King but we also arrested his brother.

Hopefully my pal Erin Brewer told @jenanelson.bsky.social that I told Erin that Jena should use ABOLISH BICE.

VERY BAD THINGS (1998)

Vile, soulless garbage.

It’s truly a sin to retouch Patricia Heaton so much that at a glance she looks like Paget Brewster.

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

Fantastic! Congrats, Tristan! Can’t wait to read it.

My best guess would be Ernie Colón.

last night people were excited that The Simpsons aired our 800 episode but I need more people to talk about our 801st episode where, over a montage of Kirk Van Houten being depressed, THE Michael Stipe sings “Everybody Kirks.”

Laser Joan and the Rayguns A 24 pg one shot adventure comic about an all-female rock band collecting the three stories that originally ran in DARK HORSE PRESENTS.

How could I not back LASER JOAN AND THE RAYGUNS by my pals @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social, @djkirkbride.bsky.social & @adampknave.com on @kickstarter.com? www.kickstarter.com/projects/548...

Watched DePalma’s BODY DOUBLE last night and now know the answer to the question, “What would a sleazy Hitchcockian thriller look like if it starred Bill Maher?“