Back in the day, my favorite comics were essentially built like sitcoms.
This is exactly how A.I. works
People have been ragging on Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" for 30 years because the scenarios aren't really ironic, but the thing is, they COULD be with just some minor context. For instance:
"It's like rain on your wedding day"
-both the bride and groom are the city's top meteorologists
I’d love to hear what he’s working on currently (if anything).
I try and be a good ally, but CoffeeMate Zero Sugar Butterbeer Non-Dairy Creamer just sounded really delicious.
Brother I don't know pears work but I can still tell when one's made of wax
I think the Jerk Store got a new ad agency. Got a flier - "We're not your father's Jerk Store!" Of course not. That was a different time. I'm not even certain there *were* Jerk Stores back then. Ridiculous.
Not noticing is bliss.
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The toughest thing about flying to Detroit to see Lights is explaining to people that you’re “flying to Detroit to see Lights.”
youtu.be/bezSalxjRhk?...
Why does this email from Chick Fil A make it sound like I'm about to die
A character in a TBS sitcom was named after me.
Dang, Marc. That looks fantastic.
Boomers lived the best version of the American dream and never let anyone have it again
1915
TBH the U.S. is a pretty shit satan.
Receiving a hand-addressed envelope from New Jersey in my mail always provides a welcome escape.
For a minute I was like, wow, the kid from ‘Rookie of the Year’ grew up tough.
"I'd leave it for a minute, if I were you"
eXistenZ is when I realized Cronenberg’s whole thing just ain’t for me.
Just once I’d like to see a documentary about a cult that has a nice ending.
Too much town, not enough Quaker.
Filet-O-Fish
B A N A N A S
And the name of that ball? “Steve Rude’s Pencils.”
Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
Been excited about this since Gabe told me about it early last year. Can’t wait to see how it all comes together.
Goddamn does DC have an insanely talented design team.
