Nigel Baker

Ripples? Jesus.

I'm half an episode in and I am jealous of his job. Product Manager of Desserts in the 1970's!

You realise the world isn't a totally great place, when you start admiring the life of Reginald Perrin.

If the Invisible Man *was* sleeping in your bed - The Ghostbusters would be the worse people to call as he is not supernatural in anyway and achieved his transparentness though scientific experiement.

Monday vibe

Fascists are destroying the world and we are talking about feelings and dancing? No thanks.

YouTube video by BlueOysterCultVEVO Blue Oyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper (Audio)

Considering the song "Fear the Reaper" is not about Suicide... it sounds an awful lot like it's about Suicide. youtu.be/Dy4HA3vUv2c?...

Sir Randolph Fiennes threw his hand into the freezing cold water of the arctic, to retrieve his sleigh which fell through the ice. He lost his fingers due to the frostbite. I have done the same - Except for "cold water" = "hot ramen noodles", sleigh = "iPhone 12" + "slightly burned" over frostbite.

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

Oh I'm sure it is.

Gotta catch them all!

Just bought a new self-help book to help me through the new world we live in.

@parcelforce.bsky.social just told me they have attempted delivery but no one was in. We are in. Also, I have a ring camera. No one has appeared on that camera all day. Thanks for the lies you lying #parcelforce!

When the things are people and not things.

I am superimposing human feelings onto an animal. Look! A photo of said animal!

Imagine simping for the uncoolest human in the world.

My 10 year old announced this yesterday!

I was gorgeous* - I wish someone told me at the time!

*ish

Why do I look like Serpentor with his mask off?

I cannot remove my gloves in anyway but "theatrically villainous"

Nothing I enjoy more* than someone I personally dislike, having a different and wrong opinion to me.

*Except Diet Coke, GI Joe, Star Wars, My Family, Bristol City FC, Poker, Agile, Scrum, Transformers, Joy Division, Prodigy, Fistful of Dynamite, Slow Horses, Log Burners, Nostalgic Christnas TV, Nin

Nostalgia is watching the first episode of The Bill and recognising one of the criminals as the Fake Wedge Antilles in Star Wars. #niche #soniche

Watching the #bbc #bluepeter #gladiators special - my Sherlock Holmes daughter spotted one of their "biscuit foam fingers" was not up to bbc kids tv standards...

Denial of Peter - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial_... #agile

"Why has no one turned up for this workshop? There is only one minute to go till we start!!!!

//checks invite I sent.

Ah - 31 minutes..."

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Because I have very few followers here, in this quiet little corner of the galactic interweb - I can say how I truly feel at this exact moment.

SHHHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Thank you. You may continue with your business.

Me meeting Sinitta at BBC Radio 5 after the quiz I won!

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It's interesting how long-lasting political structures can collapse almost over night. Fear is a not a stone to build a temple on, but shifting sands that give way.