2d6 Kobolds

The world has made me so fucking cynical that, at this point, the best case scenario is that we can make ourselves go extinct without taking all of nature with us.

I report with great regret and remorse that we ended tonight's #Pathfinder session with the party alchemist drowning in my rogue's piss.

Sometimes this game gets real fuckin' weird, real fuckin' fast.

My rogue just rolled a nat 1 on a Con save while drinking and got fuckin BLASTED from one beer.

#D&D

New poll

Cartoon by John Deering.

My co worker is being charged $33,000 for the medication that she needs to live.

So instead, she is buying the same amount from Mexico for $10.

America is such a fucking joke.

So I guess I'm... Accidentally writing a novel? Am I a writer now? I have no idea how this happened but I'm suddenly in the middle of chapter 18, and I'm scared and confused.

Just the sight of that man triggers such a knee-jerk fight-or-flight response in me.

He-Man is a Magical Girl anime.

Change my mind.

A while back, my players in my homebrew D&D campaign found a minor magic item. Just for fun, I decided to start writing a little lore blurb about the item, and I ended up writing a little bit more than I initially meant to.

I just finished writing chapter 15 today.

#D&D

Warlock: "I rolled a 21 to hit the Mimic."

Me: "You hit the Mimic right in the chest."

#D&D

Cool story but when are we going to afford beef again?

My #D&D players found a magic item, and I decided that I wanted to write a little lore blurb about it for them to read, as a little extra backstory.

12 chapters later, I've realized that I might be getting a little carried away.

There's something mildly surreal about using a wet wipe to clean your own blood off of a high schooler's hands after he's done kicking your ass.

Ah, the joys of working in special education.

Hell yeah, I love gnolls.

It's 9/11 eve, don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for George W. Bush tonight.

Committing hostile acts against pedophiles ought to be the norm, and the duty of all decent people.

Charlie Kirk once said that "empathy is a made up, new age term that does a lot of damage."

Therefore, I believe that the most respectful way to honor his death is by not giving a single fuck.

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

It's hard not to feel hopeless about the world lately.

This is a spicy spam and rice snack from a convenience store.

It is also the name of my next D&D character.

Say no more.

One like and I'll TPK my #Starfinder players tonight.

The last time the whole world prayed this hard for one man's demise, he ended up shooting himself in an underground shelter in Berlin.

I love working with kids, but I hate that constantly being sick is just a normal part of it. I JUST got over Covid a couple weeks ago (for the eighth time!) and now I have a damn cold.

My D&D games keep getting canceled because people keep getting sick.

I blame RFK Jr. He's ruining D&D.

I believe that the only people who are fit to lead are those who would take a spider outside instead of killing it; trap a mouse and release it in a field outside of town; and give a dollar to a homeless person even when they themselves are struggling.

Stratocracy - rule by military leaders

Technocracy - rule by the most technically qualified

Theocracy - rule by religion

But is there a term for a form of government where power is held by the kindest and most compassionate?

Boss: "Can I see you in my office?"

Me: (wearing a ninja costume) "You can try."