America's attack on Iran is upsetting the global economy by causing oil prices rocket, as - not for the first time - the world pays a high price for crude
09.03.2026 17:08 β π 49 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0America's attack on Iran is upsetting the global economy by causing oil prices rocket, as - not for the first time - the world pays a high price for crude
09.03.2026 17:08 β π 49 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Tony Blair has criticised the British government for not joining in the war in the Middle East, in the surest sign yet Keir Starmer might be doing the right thing
09.03.2026 15:52 β π 204 π 39 π¬ 9 π 3Following defeats in the T20 and Six Nations, England is now just a World Cup exit away from a hattrick of being comprehensively outplayed in sports it invented
09.03.2026 12:09 β π 49 π 6 π¬ 13 π 10After Labourβs by-election defeat, Starmer hopes to win back empathetic Green voters by becoming endangered
27.02.2026 20:39 β π 74 π 8 π¬ 0 π 1Wifi mysteriously drops in Gorton and Denton as Matt Goodwinβs messages to Farage seem to be left on read
27.02.2026 13:12 β π 79 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0A study shows that sperm swim more quickly in the summer - these Olympic athletes keep getting younger
26.02.2026 19:57 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0The minister of state for the armed forces says the UK would not be ready for a war - although the UK should probably stop telling everyone that
26.02.2026 17:58 β π 33 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Eddie Redmayne to reprise his role as Hawking in The Theory of Everything 2: Surfβs Up
26.02.2026 12:36 β π 25 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1The King has been asked to save the UK's oldest Indian restaurant - preferably without putting it in the British museum
25.02.2026 22:51 β π 40 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0In the Commons trade minister Chris Bryant called Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor "rude, arrogant and entitled" - but anyway back to the news
25.02.2026 16:50 β π 46 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0In sad news for those who enjoy quiet spaces, Vue cinemas confirm the Melania documentary has finished its UK run
25.02.2026 14:48 β π 117 π 16 π¬ 13 π 3Kemi Badenoch called high interest rates on student loans an βunfair debt trapβ - no one tell her who introduced it
23.02.2026 13:02 β π 166 π 48 π¬ 3 π 0Ryanair may let dual nationals board UK flights without a British passport despite new immigration rules, because their customers have suffered enough
18.02.2026 15:26 β π 34 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1Starmer reveals why his policies fail spectacularly on the first attempt
18.02.2026 14:01 β π 23 π 4 π¬ 0 π 1A UK gang has been jailed after cocaine was found hidden in books - they had people hooked from the first line
17.02.2026 18:43 β π 41 π 7 π¬ 2 π 3Farage is set to name Robert Jenrick as his future chancellor. Many expected climate-sceptic Richard Tice - but when it comes to Tories, Farage loves recycling
17.02.2026 11:39 β π 45 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0A preview of the 2030 Winter Olympics, based on US climate change policy
16.02.2026 16:30 β π 96 π 22 π¬ 0 π 1Turns out Reformβs financial plans are backed up with research
16.02.2026 16:29 β π 58 π 17 π¬ 0 π 1Turns out Reformβs financial plans are backed up with research
16.02.2026 16:28 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Liz Truss tweeted that Trump is βalways rightβ, in a fresh blow to the president
16.02.2026 15:15 β π 87 π 11 π¬ 3 π 2Concerns raised about Trumpβs cognitive decline after he claims to recognise random people off the street
16.02.2026 13:01 β π 61 π 9 π¬ 7 π 0The BNP has won a historic election in Bangladesh - a surprising turnaround since that Question Time episode in 2009
13.02.2026 14:41 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Billionaire Jim Ratcliffe says Britain is being colonised by immigrants - much like he 'colonised' Monaco to cut his tax bill
12.02.2026 16:59 β π 93 π 23 π¬ 5 π 2After a bronze-winning Norwegian biathlete confessed to having an affair on live TV, Olympics organisers are to review their policies on cheating
12.02.2026 08:16 β π 29 π 4 π¬ 0 π 1Nigel Farage has called for an end to working from home - any excuse to avoid Clacton
11.02.2026 15:42 β π 70 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0As parts of Britain see their 40th day of rain, Starmer considers a new survival plan
11.02.2026 15:16 β π 36 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0Winter Olympic bosses launch an investigation after several athletes' medals fell apart
11.02.2026 10:35 β π 71 π 10 π¬ 1 π 2Reform is set to issue Englandβs largest council tax rise in Worcestershire. A rare display of efficiency by the party, breaking their election promises ahead of schedule
10.02.2026 13:57 β π 83 π 29 π¬ 0 π 0Super Bowl viewers were divided between Bad Bunny and Kid Rock during the half time break - then the US came together again for its national pastime, watching adverts
09.02.2026 20:53 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Team GBβs Gus Kenworthy urinated this message in protest against Trump at the Winter Olympics. Or he was just having a bad work day
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