After Labourβs by-election defeat, Starmer hopes to win back empathetic Green voters by becoming endangered
27.02.2026 20:39 β π 71 π 8 π¬ 0 π 1After Labourβs by-election defeat, Starmer hopes to win back empathetic Green voters by becoming endangered
27.02.2026 20:39 β π 71 π 8 π¬ 0 π 1Wifi mysteriously drops in Gorton and Denton as Matt Goodwinβs messages to Farage seem to be left on read
27.02.2026 13:12 β π 78 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0A study shows that sperm swim more quickly in the summer - these Olympic athletes keep getting younger
26.02.2026 19:57 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0The minister of state for the armed forces says the UK would not be ready for a war - although the UK should probably stop telling everyone that
26.02.2026 17:58 β π 31 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Eddie Redmayne to reprise his role as Hawking in The Theory of Everything 2: Surfβs Up
26.02.2026 12:36 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1The King has been asked to save the UK's oldest Indian restaurant - preferably without putting it in the British museum
25.02.2026 22:51 β π 40 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0In the Commons trade minister Chris Bryant called Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor "rude, arrogant and entitled" - but anyway back to the news
25.02.2026 16:50 β π 44 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0In sad news for those who enjoy quiet spaces, Vue cinemas confirm the Melania documentary has finished its UK run
25.02.2026 14:48 β π 117 π 16 π¬ 13 π 3Kemi Badenoch called high interest rates on student loans an βunfair debt trapβ - no one tell her who introduced it
23.02.2026 13:02 β π 166 π 48 π¬ 3 π 0Ryanair may let dual nationals board UK flights without a British passport despite new immigration rules, because their customers have suffered enough
18.02.2026 15:26 β π 34 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1Starmer reveals why his policies fail spectacularly on the first attempt
18.02.2026 14:01 β π 23 π 4 π¬ 0 π 1A UK gang has been jailed after cocaine was found hidden in books - they had people hooked from the first line
17.02.2026 18:43 β π 41 π 7 π¬ 2 π 3Farage is set to name Robert Jenrick as his future chancellor. Many expected climate-sceptic Richard Tice - but when it comes to Tories, Farage loves recycling
17.02.2026 11:39 β π 45 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0A preview of the 2030 Winter Olympics, based on US climate change policy
16.02.2026 16:30 β π 96 π 22 π¬ 0 π 1Turns out Reformβs financial plans are backed up with research
16.02.2026 16:29 β π 58 π 17 π¬ 0 π 1Turns out Reformβs financial plans are backed up with research
16.02.2026 16:28 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Liz Truss tweeted that Trump is βalways rightβ, in a fresh blow to the president
16.02.2026 15:15 β π 86 π 11 π¬ 3 π 2Concerns raised about Trumpβs cognitive decline after he claims to recognise random people off the street
16.02.2026 13:01 β π 60 π 9 π¬ 7 π 0The BNP has won a historic election in Bangladesh - a surprising turnaround since that Question Time episode in 2009
13.02.2026 14:41 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Billionaire Jim Ratcliffe says Britain is being colonised by immigrants - much like he 'colonised' Monaco to cut his tax bill
12.02.2026 16:59 β π 93 π 23 π¬ 5 π 2After a bronze-winning Norwegian biathlete confessed to having an affair on live TV, Olympics organisers are to review their policies on cheating
12.02.2026 08:16 β π 29 π 4 π¬ 0 π 1Nigel Farage has called for an end to working from home - any excuse to avoid Clacton
11.02.2026 15:42 β π 70 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0As parts of Britain see their 40th day of rain, Starmer considers a new survival plan
11.02.2026 15:16 β π 36 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0Winter Olympic bosses launch an investigation after several athletes' medals fell apart
11.02.2026 10:35 β π 71 π 10 π¬ 1 π 2Reform is set to issue Englandβs largest council tax rise in Worcestershire. A rare display of efficiency by the party, breaking their election promises ahead of schedule
10.02.2026 13:57 β π 82 π 29 π¬ 0 π 0Super Bowl viewers were divided between Bad Bunny and Kid Rock during the half time break - then the US came together again for its national pastime, watching adverts
09.02.2026 20:53 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Team GBβs Gus Kenworthy urinated this message in protest against Trump at the Winter Olympics. Or he was just having a bad work day
09.02.2026 17:38 β π 33 π 8 π¬ 7 π 0Sensing the Prime Minister is on very thin ice, his loyal ministers gather round in a show of support
09.02.2026 16:36 β π 39 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0The Epstein files appear to be finally bringing down the government, although no one thought it would be the UK one
09.02.2026 13:38 β π 57 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0
According to the Times:Β
Everything Starmer has done as leader of the Labour Party has been driven by Morgan McSweeney.
Indeed, letβs not forget his election-winning strategy was to do nothing