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ABTA says more holidaymakers are using AI to plan their trips – but it still can’t do realistic hand luggage

At Conference, Tory leader Kemi Badenoch reveals a bold new initiative: not the usual three-word slogan, but a four-word slogan (with one word repeated, and then the whole thing done twice)

Kemi Badenoch:                                                 

On herself, Sep. 2024: “I don’t have gaffes. I never have to clarify, because I think very carefully about what I say.”       

On Brexit, Oct. 2025: “The last time I checked, Northern Ireland did vote to leave”

Britain is paying the highest electricity prices in the world for the second year running – Net Zero, is how many good ideas this guy has

A company linked to Baroness Mone has to pay £122m in damages after supplying Covid PPE sterile gowns that weren’t sterile – that’s plastic surgical gowns, not those velvet, ermine, fur, silk and gold-lace gowns, those are fine

At Labour’s Conference, an unapologetic Keir Starmer announces drastic cuts – traditional three-word slogans are to be slashed by 33%

GAZA LATEST: the so-called peace plan is limited by Netanyahu ‘forcibly resisting’ the notion of Palestine’s statehood, and having Trump’s backing on any future action – so, exactly the same deal Trump has with Putin over Ukraine

ITV celebrates 70 years on air by broadcasting lots of archive content – featuring the likes of Sir Bruce Forsyth, who was lured out of retirement to host 1955’s opening night

EasyJet have suspended a pilot for walking around a hotel naked, as an investigation begins into his inability to put away his landing gear

Over 70s will soon have to pass an eye test to keep driving, as the government realises that pensioners are more of a threat on the road than on a demo

Cash for access scandal: people paying £9.5k to access 'influential government policy makers', although so far they've only met Labour MPs

Angela Rayner wants to give local councils the right to sell off allotments, although she will make exceptions for anyone growing potatoes for vodka

A new biography is making some bold accusations about the Royal Family. Prince Andrew comes across as an insensitive, vulgar bully. So it'll be interesting to see how he's portrayed in the book

A child has been born using an embryo frozen in 1994, making it 'the world's oldest baby', although it's already facing some stiff competition for the title

Heathrow has moved a step closer to building a third runway or, given current problems with getting planes off the ground, Britain's most expensive parking space

Angela Rayner's housing department has spent a record £4.7m on air travel. When Labour promised more homes, no-one thought they meant second ones for airline bosses

The BBC announces it will air the latest series of MasterChef: re-editing doesn't get tougher than this

In a speech yesterday Nigel Farage said Britain needs "a bit more fear", and then obliged by unveiling policies he'd bring in as Prime Minister

A government report into British water companies has concluded they are not operating efficiently. No shit, would be a good starting point

Keir Starmer has suspended four Labour MPs for voting against him, with one source accusing them of, "persistent knobhead-ery", and you wouldn't want that spreading across parliament

New reports in Washington suggest The President is starting to doubt Vladimir Putin has honest intentions, showing, once again, that nothing gets past Donald Trump

As the government announces a bold new policy to tackle unwanted visitors, Keir Starmer spots the opportunity to get the ball rolling

Social Media platform X has deleted pro-Nazi comments made by its AI Chatbot Grok, as it remains a complete mystery where it got those ideas from

Emmanuel Macron says the migrant crisis can be solved by 'making Britain less appealing', something Labour have been working on tirelessly since they came to power

Airports have begun lifting the ban on carrying more than 100ml of liquids. Good news for passengers, bad news for flight attendants on the Glasgow to Alicante route

Labour have marked their first year in power with a party so muted even Angela Rayner only stayed for a couple of bottles

After her tears sent markets plummeting, Rachel Reeves’ week goes from bad to worse as she receives a knock at the door

Starmer’s welfare bill U-turn was described as “shambolic”, “unedifying” and a “total clusterfuck of Godzilla proportions”. He was also described by MPs as “too arrogant to listen”, so he’ll be none the wiser

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Keir Starmer is working tirelessly to find another benefits policy that the House of Commons can all hate