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A child has been born using an embryo frozen in 1994, making it 'the world's oldest baby', although it's already facing some stiff competition for the title

Heathrow has moved a step closer to building a third runway or, given current problems with getting planes off the ground, Britain's most expensive parking space

Angela Rayner's housing department has spent a record £4.7m on air travel. When Labour promised more homes, no-one thought they meant second ones for airline bosses

The BBC announces it will air the latest series of MasterChef: re-editing doesn't get tougher than this

In a speech yesterday Nigel Farage said Britain needs "a bit more fear", and then obliged by unveiling policies he'd bring in as Prime Minister

A government report into British water companies has concluded they are not operating efficiently. No shit, would be a good starting point

Keir Starmer has suspended four Labour MPs for voting against him, with one source accusing them of, "persistent knobhead-ery", and you wouldn't want that spreading across parliament

New reports in Washington suggest The President is starting to doubt Vladimir Putin has honest intentions, showing, once again, that nothing gets past Donald Trump

As the government announces a bold new policy to tackle unwanted visitors, Keir Starmer spots the opportunity to get the ball rolling

Social Media platform X has deleted pro-Nazi comments made by its AI Chatbot Grok, as it remains a complete mystery where it got those ideas from

Emmanuel Macron says the migrant crisis can be solved by 'making Britain less appealing', something Labour have been working on tirelessly since they came to power

Airports have begun lifting the ban on carrying more than 100ml of liquids. Good news for passengers, bad news for flight attendants on the Glasgow to Alicante route

Labour have marked their first year in power with a party so muted even Angela Rayner only stayed for a couple of bottles

After her tears sent markets plummeting, Rachel Reeves’ week goes from bad to worse as she receives a knock at the door

Starmer’s welfare bill U-turn was described as “shambolic”, “unedifying” and a “total clusterfuck of Godzilla proportions”. He was also described by MPs as “too arrogant to listen”, so he’ll be none the wiser

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Keir Starmer is working tirelessly to find another benefits policy that the House of Commons can all hate

British media treats delicate Middle East situation with trademark nuance and respect

The EU delegation saw a grizzly bear during their visit to the G7. Lumbering, aggressive and increasingly erratic, Donald Trump also made a brief appearance

The G7 has been described as G6 + 1, which helps explain Trump’s early exit as that maths was way too complex for him

Waitrose have revealed that rosé wine sales soar when temperatures hit 20 degrees. That’s in celsius, unless you’re Pete Hegseth, in which case you go on Fahrenheit

Trump’s long-planned birthday parade may be cancelled due to forecast thunderstorms. Unaffected by the news, he continued to announce new policies, including moving the National Weather Center to El Salvador

Stats show that a recent recruitment of 2000 extra civil servants has brought their number to a 20-year high. Which, given their working preferences, should give the country a real boost… in daytime television viewers

A tribunal has ruled that calling a colleague a ‘weirdo’ is considered discrimination and could lead to compensation. It’s going to be a tough day at Reform Party HQ

Farage denies he falls out with colleagues, claiming some people have worked with him for 25 years. One of them being the person who books his holidays

After the British Army was described as being ‘too small’, there’s evidence that the situation was exacerbated by the last government

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A museum in Amsterdam displays a 200-year-old illustrated condom, described as being in ‘mint condition’ – so even then they had flavoured ones?

The Government still hasn’t made clear any changes to the Winter Fuel Payment – maybe money from, say, the £3.4bn Chagos deal could be put to more practical use?

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