Keir Starmer attempts to heal the rift with Donald Trump by appointing Middle East military personnel with situationally appropriate names for the President to remember
America's attack on Iran is upsetting the global economy by causing oil prices rocket, as - not for the first time - the world pays a high price for crude
Tony Blair has criticised the British government for not joining in the war in the Middle East, in the surest sign yet Keir Starmer might be doing the right thing
Following defeats in the T20 and Six Nations, England is now just a World Cup exit away from a hattrick of being comprehensively outplayed in sports it invented
After Labour’s by-election defeat, Starmer hopes to win back empathetic Green voters by becoming endangered
Wifi mysteriously drops in Gorton and Denton as Matt Goodwin’s messages to Farage seem to be left on read
A study shows that sperm swim more quickly in the summer - these Olympic athletes keep getting younger
The minister of state for the armed forces says the UK would not be ready for a war - although the UK should probably stop telling everyone that
Eddie Redmayne to reprise his role as Hawking in The Theory of Everything 2: Surf’s Up
The King has been asked to save the UK's oldest Indian restaurant - preferably without putting it in the British museum
In the Commons trade minister Chris Bryant called Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor "rude, arrogant and entitled" - but anyway back to the news
In sad news for those who enjoy quiet spaces, Vue cinemas confirm the Melania documentary has finished its UK run
Kemi Badenoch called high interest rates on student loans an ‘unfair debt trap’ - no one tell her who introduced it
Ryanair may let dual nationals board UK flights without a British passport despite new immigration rules, because their customers have suffered enough
Starmer reveals why his policies fail spectacularly on the first attempt
A UK gang has been jailed after cocaine was found hidden in books - they had people hooked from the first line
Farage is set to name Robert Jenrick as his future chancellor. Many expected climate-sceptic Richard Tice - but when it comes to Tories, Farage loves recycling
A preview of the 2030 Winter Olympics, based on US climate change policy
Turns out Reform’s financial plans are backed up with research
Turns out Reform’s financial plans are backed up with research
Liz Truss tweeted that Trump is ‘always right’, in a fresh blow to the president
Concerns raised about Trump’s cognitive decline after he claims to recognise random people off the street
The BNP has won a historic election in Bangladesh - a surprising turnaround since that Question Time episode in 2009
Billionaire Jim Ratcliffe says Britain is being colonised by immigrants - much like he 'colonised' Monaco to cut his tax bill
After a bronze-winning Norwegian biathlete confessed to having an affair on live TV, Olympics organisers are to review their policies on cheating
Nigel Farage has called for an end to working from home - any excuse to avoid Clacton
As parts of Britain see their 40th day of rain, Starmer considers a new survival plan
Winter Olympic bosses launch an investigation after several athletes' medals fell apart
Reform is set to issue England’s largest council tax rise in Worcestershire. A rare display of efficiency by the party, breaking their election promises ahead of schedule
Super Bowl viewers were divided between Bad Bunny and Kid Rock during the half time break - then the US came together again for its national pastime, watching adverts
