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most have already quit their new years resolution by now, but my secret to making it to the end of january has been to stay consistently ✨ overstimulated & overwhelmed ✨
with this method, you’ll actually look forward to the gym and your nutritional choice is narrowed down to a 4-6 hr window.
open! network!
users don't have to rebuild their following all over again each time they switch to a different app, so platforms can't lock them in
developers can bootstrap new social apps off an existing social graph of 27M+ people
win-win 🤝
blaming among us and discord all before gta6 comes out
Luigi needs to launch a meme coin right now
is the answer:
a) mercury retrograde
b) Q4
c) luteal phase
d) all the above
saas really was like, why charge them once when you can charge them forever
girl dinner
the world is incredibly saturated. at this point, if it doesn’t make you feel something, then what’s the point?
I now *really* enjoy reading articles that are so obviously human-written, mistakes and all
i’m just out here tryna find my pink pilates princesses
damn i wonder what burlington, vt is up to today
like what in the mercury retrograde is going on
Coming back from a weekend of eating cornbread and biscuits to: martial law, United Healthcare CEO shot, and Spotify Wrapped telling me that my October was Pink Pilates Vogue Pop
and don’t y’all decentralization maxis come @ me 😭
another reason why i’m here for decentralized social
a sleepover but everyone brings their laptops, a bottle of wine, and crippling anxiety
happy thanksgiving!!
in the trenches (and moisturized)
Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
netflix owes us all a subscription refund for the next year
putting together a Cabinet sounds really fun
this hits!!
the adhd urge to drop some of the most unhinged ideas into slack for the plot
fucking up my spotify wrapped like “ohhh skeet skeet god dayum”
gaycoinz bat signal go.bsky.app/ZbXs7H
lfg! we’re sooo back
wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs
