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Mario Wiki screenshot of Goomba’s character profile from the DS mahjong game Yakuman DS. They are rated a one-star difficulty level, and the description reads: “Goomba Does not understand mahjong very well, but he may sometimes win the game”

Thinking about Yakuman DS and one of the most relatable characters in all of video games again

i dont want to be in a fandom that critisizes the choices of fictional characters like they are human beings. i want to see THEORY and ANALYSIS and STORY STRUCTURE and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! I WANT PARALLELS AND MOTIFS AND VISUAL CUES!!! They're not REAL they are TOOLS so stop acting like they are people who made bad choices and should be punished. of course they made bad choices!!! that shit is funny and cool to watch!!

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#akiangel invented WHAT🗣️

hey man i think you might really be on to something here. this might be the next big thing

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.

a tumblr post that reads "i hope the transsexuals i see in public know i am looking at them with love and awe. im sorry the world is scary. im just like you."

good shit, homie!!!! proud of u

here comes the layout boy!!! big layout boy with visual elements arranged!!!! on a page!!! cool layout boy convey an Information!!!

hi!! this seems relevant to your interests: my favorite (very smart, well-done) genre lit podcast just announced they are setting aside a whole year of shows to cover the entire main Tolkienography!!! bsky.app/profile/rang... it's gonna be pretty sick; I like these guys a lot

REAL

me and my cadre of dastardly m/m shippers are going to ruin healthy male platonic bonds for everyone

Screenshot of a randomly-generated book from the game Caves of Qud. The text reads: “Live and drink piss.”

this game won a Hugo Award and frankly it deserves another

Gottfried would have had an AMAZING read of BALLZ 3D I just know it

CUT METAL GEAR SOLID 2 DIALOG

otacon: this PMC has been connected to websites all over the world. banks. news organizations. search engines. gay karate dot com.

solid snake: i don't think that last website is real.

otacon, gravely serious: every website is real.

[CUTSCENE LOADING]

GOD this rules lmao

refreshed my feed and these 2 posts next to each other actually got me so bad

Some people are born dumb. Like me, for instance.

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Meme I stole from Tumblr: A closeup image of a Sony point and shoot camera with lots of buttons and knobs and whatnot. Text says "The tactile interface fandom is dying. Repost if you're a true knobhead."

I am proud to be a knobhead

Here’s who’s left in the bullpens

I painted ur dog too

how far down the evolutionary ladder do we have to climb before we get to "caves of qud tabletop roleplaying game"

i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary

Screenshot of text: unfuck google drive by shooting gemini Hey folks! Google is fucking you via sneaky enshittification again! Want the shit in your google drive to load instantly again, instead of taking for-fucking-ever? Open your gdrive (web OR app) Settings > Manage Apps Gemini was checked "use as default" (and i sure the fuck didn't set it that way, this was a silent push) Nuke that, and suddenly, folders that took up to a minute to populate and sort do so in a fraction of a second.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings