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Snowflake of Death

@duckofdeath.bsky.social

My sarcasm is a coping mechanism. I’m really nice once you get to know me. I speak in movie quotes. 40+

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You take some of the most creative pictures

14.11.2025 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good for you! I can’t imagine the stress of a 45 minute haircut. My haircuts take 15-20 minutes and I’ve usually got about 3-5 minutes worth of content to talk about. After that, I think we both silently agree to give up! 😂

13.11.2025 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m with you…adulting isn’t always what’s it’s cracked up to be

13.11.2025 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shhh….don’t think about it right now. Wait until the lights are out…you’re in bed…and then….

13.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m just waiting now for the “Riccola” commercial from you

12.11.2025 23:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ugh…the lack of GIFs here are killing me!!

12.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re too generous

12.11.2025 20:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12.11.2025 17:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These jammies need a stern talkin’ to!

12.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Great. Now I’m stuck here being a pillow for the evening

12.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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12.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only thing you can do with such softness

11.11.2025 11:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m canceling my plans…

11.11.2025 00:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s what I’m thankful for

10.11.2025 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can barely handle the amazing goodness of these photos let alone biscuits and kfc bowls!

10.11.2025 00:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Is Christmas lights on the olive tree on the right taking things too far?

10.11.2025 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fin

08.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only if it’s REALLY hot

08.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m safe from your wrath!

08.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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With all due respect to the turkey, it is time

08.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Oof!! What a week! Hopefully your time off will allow you to recover and recharge.

08.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All of this! 🙌

08.11.2025 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’re here for it 😊

05.11.2025 06:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got your back on this one

04.11.2025 17:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I swear this isn’t a postcard.

04.11.2025 07:58 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Every day is a positive step forward 🤍

04.11.2025 07:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fabulous idea…😵‍💫

04.11.2025 07:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Where I’m staying for Halloween. How perfect is this!?!

31.10.2025 16:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Problem —> solution

30.10.2025 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok, so now I’m hearing the voice from the movie previews that says, “Coming soon….”

30.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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