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@captlegbeard.bsky.social

Meat Popsicle, aged 39 years. Political Nihilist. USMC Veteran. Degenerate. Potato. Don't ever expect any money out of me unless *I* come to *you* for goods or services. MDNI

435 Followers  |  637 Following  |  218 Posts  |  Joined: 20.10.2023  |  2.1036

Latest posts by captlegbeard.bsky.social on Bluesky

So glad I don't watch baseball.

07.10.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awe, you know we all want you

07.10.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No way to know until you try me out

06.10.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe in you!
Here if you need help and encouragement!

06.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll love you though, just sayin'...

06.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yep.

06.10.2025 07:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You being wrong on so many ways makes me laugh more than it should. Also, you're a douchebag. But I'll continue to laugh at your pearl-clutching.

06.10.2025 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you support #Israel and their genocide, go fuck yourself.
If you confuse the country of Israel with anything other than its governing body, then also fuck yourself. Israel is a country not a religion.

05.10.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm 5. 5 inches deep in your mom.

05.10.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You throw around the term anti semitic like it makes sense in this particular sense? I was only referring to and solely implying the country and government of Israel. If you want to make it about religion, I don't believe in any of your imaginary sky people, so you can fuck right off there.

05.10.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol never said that, or even hinted at it. What you're doing is trying to point left to distract what's on the right. Netanyahu = new Hitler.

05.10.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol you can't tell me what to do. I do not support genocide. Period.
Israel, the country, is committing genocide.

05.10.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol come at me bra

05.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit. Maybe you could try... I don't know... Looking it up? Are you old enough to use this app? Did you ever go to school? Is your head planted firmly inside your anus?

05.10.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They're not actively committing genocide. Differences, look for them. Use brain.

05.10.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If someone doesn't love you for your personality, they have something wrong with their brain

03.10.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can still find it on the internet Archives

28.09.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope it helped

24.09.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gross.

23.09.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Homestar/Dropout collab??? I smell success...

22.09.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuck Cardinal Dolan!

19.09.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 344    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

The statue will have the same level of intelligence, same argument strategy, and same debate victory count.

17.09.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only...

16.09.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Toner is like tiny micro beads of colored material that get heated and melted to the paper, to be simplistic.

16.09.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We should chage getting "merc'd" to getting "kirk'd". #charliekirk

12.09.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol that's a vajayjay

10.09.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never had to turn it back off, it's still off.
The only annoying thing left for me is stupid copilot being forced down our throats.

02.09.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really windows isn't that bad, just turn off the shit you don't like

02.09.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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