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Honestly, this describes my day perfectly 😂

NGL writing that kinda knocked me on my ass for the rest of the day. Ain't been able to focus on shit since

I need this threesome

I just ripped off 5,000 words from this.

Reminds me of the recent discord discussions, and someone brought up how we could all move to the Smosh Xbox Live app. Remember before centralization when everything had its own app

Jordyn on a dock instead of a cityscape, I love it!

Roxi~

Is it overly harsh? Maybe, but fuck it describes my feelings on people with certain opinions.

This isn't a sub-post btw, just to be clear. I only sub-post after I block someone so if you can see this, we cool.

Please Threesome me to death, Willow and Harley~

That was the most pathetic dunk contest in NBA history. The commentators trying to force us into thinking a dunk that wouldn't even have won in the 90s is the sickest thing ever done comes across more as demeaning to the audience than exciting.

Anyways, Selena and JJ

So yeah, looked into this. At best... it's a total scam. The account either plays dumb or blocks at the slightest sign of pushback on anything related to the actual search-engine itself; only lists their name when demanded; and the name comes back from a different location than they said. Pathetic!

It's meant as one. You've made me interested in clicking alt-text to see how you write them

Just like that Daisies movie where two gals just pig out and indulge and be chaotic sexy

Naked, just hanging out, being gal-pals~

I get that vibe from Kelly Brook too; that they're nudists at home when the cameras are gone because like, why bother?

Meanwhile she's all natural~

Y'know the devious part of this? Their name is basically impossible to search; the keywords trigger a billion other things. You find the search-engine itself, but literally nothing else; no "About Us" page or anything.

With how Christian-heavy the page is, I got bad vibes from it.

She's gonna have a Kelly Brook moment where she realizes she's truly free to not care about remaining "palatably sized" for hollywood and then it's all game from there

Bricked😂

Big Women, Good Food; that's the dream~

Like a fucking lego connection

The vision is obvious and glorious~

A woman blissfully cooking her favorite foods, now that is heavenly~

Get Woke, Stay Gorgeous~

Hottest clip I ever saw. I'd have her Black One-Piece shots pinned if not for that video

The house'd smell incredible and she'd look even better

Time flies when you're swooning