Chris Addison

You only need one really good one.

Trump's migrant obsession offers Starmer a rare win - but Farage has scared him off We have a golden opportunity to kick-start the British economy

Trump's $100,000 skilled worker visa fee gives Britain a golden opportunity to attracted global talent. Needless to say, we're going to piss it away because we're scared of upsetting Nigel Farage.

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Outstanding gag.

This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

CHRIS ADDISON'S INCOMPLETE GUIDE TO CHAMBER MUSIC CHRIS ADDISON'S INCOMPLETE GUIDE TO CHAMBER MUSIC - Music in the Round %

Gang! This is in Sheffield on Friday. A whistle stop tour through some unbelievable CHOOOOONS for newbies and lifers alike. I cannot wait. Come see, if you’re in the S. Yorks environs or thereabouts.

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Here is a thing that I hear from *almost every British Jew I know* but have barely heard expressed in any of these programmes: No single person has done more to make Jewish people globally less safe than Benjamin Netanyahu.

*Quietly deletes pitch to FT editor for a column about why it’s pointless my standing for the council as a Lib Dem since I’d only win under AV+.*

The famous cover of The Beatles’ Abbey Road album, featuring the four members of the band walking in profile and single file across the road.

Paul Thomas Anderson’s new movie, One Beatle After Another.

Two young children sitting and smiling on a porch step, in a black-and-white vintage photo.

3 October 1940 | Dutch Jewish girl, Sonja Muijs, was born in Voorburg (left).

She was deported to #Auschwitz from #Westerbork in August 1942. She was murdered in a gas chamber after the arrival selection.

She was almost 2 years old.

Fair enough. The ICC are noted idiots.

Within the parameters.

Sky Sports need to stop making commentators wear uniforms. The #cwc2025 lot look like they’re catering a mid-price wedding.

Well. Please let this be how England are in the field this entire tournament (with maybe fewer snafus behind the wicket) #cwc2025 🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇦

BECCLESTONE! #cwc2025 🏏 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇦

Oh. My. God. #cwc2025 🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇦

God, Linsey Smith is good. Marizane Kapp gone? My word. #cwc2025 🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇦

FUCKING HELL! #cwc2025 🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇦

Oh, God. We’re only five overs into the opener. Please don’t make me dream of finals. WHAT A TEAM! #cwc2025 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇦 🏏

WOOLVARDT FOR FIVE! LINSEY SMITH YOU GENIUS! YES, I AM WORKING LEAVE ME ALONE! #cwc2025 🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇦

Unbelievably excited by this. Love me a cricket World Cup, love me this team.

COME ON, ENGLAND!

#comeonengland #cwc25 🏏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇿🇦

Nadine is correct and this Palestinian wants nothing, whatsoever, to do with you or your performative bs “solidarity”. You’re a repugnant rotter and a stain on our just cause. Our suffering is not your springboard to dismiss, excuse and “what-about” the legitimate pain, suffering and fears of Jews

A printed poem which reads: I hav for breakfast Weetabix I hav for lunch some meat I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat Peter Hazel, 5

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

Headline from the Financial Times, which reads: Meta to mine AI interactions to help target advertising.

Haha! Meta reverts to type over the fact that AI is a bubble on the verge of bursting due to its ultimately incredibly limited abilities.

A headline from the Financial Times, which reads: US billionaire Josh Harris’s firm in talks for Aga cooker unit.

Fair enough, they’re not cheap.

Superb.

i put a big sign on my bedroom door: "DEPARTMENT OF WAR
NO GIRLS ALLOWED"

Well. #CWC25 #AUSvNZ

Once again I find myself watching (in the background, paymasters, I am working) the Aussie women’s team and thinking how much I like them and how inconvenient that is. #CWC25 🏏