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@zoiby.bsky.social

Posting random stuff. Likes animals, reading, walks, food (you can tell I live in the countryside). Get called 'wide' more often than liked, so back at the gym. DM's open for mutuals. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป He/Him

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Watching bake off and I really want to eat all of it

07.10.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

07.10.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bit of tummy for Tuesday. Have a good one yโ€™all

07.10.2025 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ

07.10.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

06.10.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I managed to do the home bit todayโ€ฆ so well done to you both for achieving

06.10.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You donโ€™t need to wear anymore

06.10.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why thank youyou โ˜บ๏ธ

06.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

06.10.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shouldnโ€™t have been scrolling bsky before the delivery man cameโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™ˆ

06.10.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

06.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

06.10.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trimmed beard. I swear itโ€™s the same length as they do at the barbers but it just looks so much messier. Suppose thatโ€™s training for you.

06.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really donโ€™t like Waitrose popcorn it appears. Dryer than a very dry thing.

06.10.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m gonna have a productive Mondayโ€ฆ. Or at least try to. Until I get cracking, have something monochrome

06.10.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 202    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

06.10.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

05.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, that weekend went far too fast. Seem to go quicker the older I get.

05.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No hangover ๐Ÿ˜Ž

05.10.2025 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ

05.10.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheekyโ€ฆ literally ๐Ÿ˜‰

05.10.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning ๐Ÿ˜‰

05.10.2025 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 352    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not too bad then. Have a safe flight ๐Ÿ‘

05.10.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hopefully no delays at least.

05.10.2025 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also why did I have shots? That was a stupid idea.

04.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am I drunk? Maybe.
Am I drinking water before bed? Definitely. Because I am an adult.
Will I need to pee in the middle of night? You bet your ass I will.
Iโ€™m so happy I can lie in tomorrow.
Naturally the cat will wake me up at 4am but such is life.

04.10.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Washing done. Kitchen cleaned. Hoovering done. Just need a shower then I am going to have to get something to eat. Yoghurt for breakfast just isnโ€™t going to cut it.

04.10.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol typo. Someone

04.10.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Am I living in the twilight zone? I know itโ€™s 5am but what kind of steaming horseshit is this???

Itโ€™s like โ€œthe call is coming from inside the houseโ€ vibes

04.10.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The wardrobe department deserves special praise ๐Ÿ˜‰

03.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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