The only way this could be better is if the Lolita Express was an actual train
It's pronounced "Epsteinaminophen"
Last year I set a goal to hit by my birthday. This week I hit a one-rep max of 405 squat, 315 bench, and 405 deadlift. It may have only been one rep on each and the form may have been ugly, but I couldn't do it last year so I'll take it.
For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
American fashion designer Willy Chavarria starts his show with a performance dedicated to those illegally detained by ICE.
Nothing. But as skills go I'd call it "nice to have" as opposed to "vital".
So the ICE agents scattered like cockroaches 🪳
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"Just five years ago, the smartest advice that we had for the kids was 'learn how to code'. That is literally worse advice now than 'get a face tattoo.' You can't do worse than learn to code."
Coding as a skill *by itself* is like being really good at doing arithmetic in your head.
I wonder if calling him in to testify on Capitol Hill in front of a committee where he'd be grilled by reps like AOC, Jimmy Gomez, and Norma Torres would be enough to get him to show his true colors. I wonder if it would even matter at that point.
Who'd last the longest in a zombie apocalypse? Who's first to go?
A. The piano man
B. The old man sitting next to him
C. John at the bar
D. Paul, who's a real estate novelist
E. Davy, who's still in the navy
F. The waitress practicing politics
G. The businessmen slowly getting stoned
H. The manager
Between buying both my lovely wife and my mom Bird Buddies and having a copy of the Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America on the coffee table, I think our transition to crazy bird couple is almost complete
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This is absolutely fine and will definitely not cause any problems, ever
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I think my favorite part of this story is that cybertrucks have a "limp" mode. www-torquenews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.torq...
They're the same people who would've burned down the Library of Alexandria and danced in the ashes 🤨
If you want a goddess then you need to be ready to worship 😏
We got an anonymous tip saying he was here illegally. Maybe we grabbed him by mistake but hey, it's too late to do anything about it now ☺️
Our lawsuit against top Trump officials — including Hegseth — for the use of the ephemeral messaging app Signal remains ongoing. Read the latest developments in the case: americanoversight.org/who-deleted-...
Grindr should do a rebrand as "Lonely alpha male friend finder" (Findr for short) and the problem might just solve itself ☺️
On The Latest Breach: stand up for other Americans. @thekrebscycle.bsky.social is not a bad faith actor, he's a patriot.
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Nothing like opening a browser on Monday to find a tab from Friday with a blank Jira ticket creation screen. Obviously Friday-me felt that a ticket needed to be created for something, but Monday-me has no idea what that was. Perhaps the adjacent tabs will provide context.
Paint me like one of your French Revolutionary girls.
When all the maga who rely on government services get their homes foreclosed that'll at least lower housing costs ☺️
Fun side note - according to the Bible, Adam was with Eve when the serpent tempted her. Eve was the first to not the apple, but Adam was there and didn't say shit 🤨
