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Once while talking to my little sister on the phone I freaked out because I couldn't find my phone ANYWHERE. They were closing up the school! What if it got locked inside!?

"My phone's gone!"

"...The phone you're talking to me on?"

[*Pulls phone away from ear* *blinks*]

"Nevermind."

I do this too. It's like...I know you were joking, but I still thought it was interesting info to share 😅 (and depending on the joke it's sometimes hard to know how to respond otherwise.)

This one made me so sad the first time I read it too. I hope she took your advice and has had time to heal.

QRT something random from your phone gallery

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

As the adult child of 2 of those very people...can confirm. Mom was always fond of saying "there's no loneliness like loneliness in marriage" & "remember, unhappily single is still better than unhappily married."

I'm still open to commissions! Since I'm out of work I could use the extra help. If you're interested pls DM me. #digitalart #ghostlyfrogart

Cheese makeup gives me the Worst acne.

It was definitely a crossroads in their relationship 😂.

They were at REI to get a fishing pole for Red & Rand unknowingly set off a trauma trigger.

Red's normally pretty collected. When she IS triggered she freezes. This time she shrieked "I'm not fucking going camping with you!" so loudly the entire store went dead silent. #Hungerstory #ocsky #oc

Just looked up the links to her statements from Wikipedia. OOF. Thanks for the heads up.

If you’re stroking your chin and telling people to calm down because this will hurt Trump in the midterms, you need to log off and check into hospice with your terminal case of pundit brain

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some Zen to the feed.

The Biting Pear of Salamanca, a large pear bisected with a mouth, sporting an impressive set of chompers. The pear is on a grassy hill, with a river winding its way through the background. A tiny critter sits a few feet away with a camera on a tripod, preparing to take a picture.

@tkingfisher.com Happy 20th Anniversary to the Biting Pear!

A vintage style drawing of Pidgey from Pokemon; five little brown and beige birds perched in the branches of a cheri berry tree, fluffy white flowers all around.

A soft vintage-style drawing of two Pikachu Pokemon sitting in a Pecha berry tree. The male has picked one and is handing it to the female while Cutiefly hover around.

A drawing of four Oddish Pokemon with their leaves styled similar to calathea house plants. One is in a hanging pot, one is perched on a potting table, one is standing on a terra cotta pot and one is sitting on the floor. They have gardening items such as gloves, a watering can and a spade around them.

A vintage style drawing of two Wooloo sheep Pokemon happily frolicking in front of some light green bushes. One is leaping over the other, both wearing gold bells with large polka dot bows with trailing ribbons, one pale pink and one pale blue.

Pokies 💖 #art #pokemon #Pokemon30

So adorably you~

I think what he was *trying* to do was throw trans people et al under the bus while still burnishing his progressive record like "Yeah I'm directly appealing to the right, but don't forget I was the guy that did XYZ!"

But because he's a craven, self-serving husk he let the mask slip instead.

Illustration of a red tabby cat sitting on some moss wearing a party hat looking forlornly at a chocolate cupcake with a lit candle. Text on the images says "Birthday Shop Sale! 30% off everything, use code BDAY41. Ends February 28th"

Big Birthday Sale is live, running till the end of February! 30% off everything in the shop, use code BDAY41 at checkout to get the discount! #Art #FurryArt #BSNM #BlueSkyNightMarket

ko-fi.com/eskiworks/shop

Here's the thing I will continue saying every time this came up: Kamala Harris did not mention trans people in her campaign. She went out of her way to avoid it. She dodged every question on trans rights. And then she still lost. So what Newsom wants is *open hostility* to trans rights

We're moving soon to CA. I'm needing to make a buffer for the move!
I'm offering 25usd quick sketches. If you want it colored with basic but expressive background thats 35usd (this is discount compared the norm 80$ for busts). My TOS still apply. linktr.ee/xristieno

I mean we have companies like Kroger literally admitting ON RECORD they used a legitimate crisis (the Covid supply chain clusterfuck) to raise prices beyond their increased costs. They literally bragged about deceiving consumers to raise profit margins. Prices never went back down afterwards.

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

Crying my eyes out @ 2 AM because a complete stranger had to say an unexpected goodbye to her tortie baby too. It's especially sharp because my little old lady has started to decline as well. I might lose both my girls a mere 6 months apart. How am I supposed to process that? #DCGrief

I'm so sorry for your loss. She was beautiful and obviously loved you so much.

Had to say goodbye to my tortie baby in Sep., but I hold to the belief that one day the happiness of
my memories will outweigh any sadness when I think of her.

I will hold to it for both of us.

Marvin with his front leg in a cat scratcher that looks like him

Marvin with his front leg in a cat scratcher that looks like him

the entrapment of narcissus

Oh! You're the same as me then! 🙌 1978 is Earth Horse (It's on a 60 year cycle, so a person's year comes back around when they turn 60.)

1966? 🤯 All this time I thought you were younger than me 😅. Though I guess I was reading Narbonic clear back in college, so maybe that should have been a clue.

Him aside, people I see railing against DADT seem to believe it reduced the rights of LGBTQ military members & I really wonder what they think happened to queer military personnel BEFORE the law told leadership they couldn't make assumptions or pry into the sex lives of those under their command?

a man in a suit and tie says what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard .. Alt: From the movie Billy Madison. A man in a suit and tie says what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard.

🤷‍♀️ On the one hand he was very young (19-ish iirc) on the other hand...

I wish you much luck!